A little while ago, the population of the earth passed 6.5 billion. I can't help thinking about this while I get stuck in a Big-City sized traffic jam in a small college town of supposedly only about 150,000.
I think there are too many people, and I think that drastic measures need to be taken before this planet becomes way too crowded. So, these are the steps I think should be taken:
1) All idiots or useless humans should be either used for slave labor or executed, excluding 4channers.
2) A while ago, China had heavy taxes for people who had too many kids. I think we should take this even further. Everyone puts their eggs/semen into deep freeze, and then they are sterlized. If they want to have a kid, they have to make one in a test tube, Gattaca style. I especially think this should be used on places like Africa, Asia, and on American Christians. For some odd reason, I've seen happy middle-class American familes and they just love to have as many children as they can. The instant one comes out they're busy making another. Most of the time these people are Christians that are deluded into thinking the babies are somehow God's gift to the world, not realizing that no one gives a fuck about their baby besides them. And of course, to them, abortion's out of the question.
3) Manditory Abortions if the pregnancy wasn't planned or sanctioned by the government. Fuck the family's religion.
4) In Africa, AIDS is certainly helping, but not enough since their population is still growing. More people need AIDS. So I believe that Snacks needs to get out there and start spreading his AIDS far and wide for the good of mankind.
5) ??????
6) Profit!
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Anonymous2006-03-15 18:36
7) Start Mars colonies.
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Anonymous2006-03-15 18:38
WWIII is the only solution.
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Anonymous2006-03-15 18:50
half of all people live in cities. cities take up like 1/1000 of the earth's geography. conclusion: not enough people lol
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Anonymous2006-03-15 18:59
lol crippled people have so much more fun when they cannot support a living and just gets to stare apathetically into a blank wall all day. Or should I call it a radioactive fragment of a wall?
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Anonymous2006-03-15 19:12
funny how you protected yourself from 1) by adding the 4channer part
i agrre that all the usless people should stop living NO EXCEPSTIOns and second we should bomd africa and all of middle east besides the important places (like the oil feailds and such)And I think that serious laws should be put into place where religion should be overuled in all cases and people should wear a condom/or birth control Because obirsion then wouldnt be neccesary and if a couple wishes to have a child they are limited to one eahc and they have to be investigated to see if they are suttible finachally and mental and such. And they can have two but that is very rare and they must absolutally eet the first requirments. Ya so the world should really start beeing more stricked about population control!!!
>>13
I wish america falls into the third word soon.
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Anonymous2006-03-16 8:52
>>14
A tripfaggot jerk circle. Much of an improvement.
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Anonymous2006-03-16 18:24
screw mass suicide. Let's just build ANOTHER earth out of our garbage.
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Anonymous2006-03-16 20:32
Malthus was right.
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Anonymous2006-03-17 0:55
Overpopulation IS a serious problem. Still, some people insist that it is not. I watched 20/20 once, and some fuckin retard argued that an extremely small percentage of the earth's area is populated by people, so there is not too many of us. This guy is fucked because he does not realize that most land on earth is not even hospitable. Forget Antarctica altogether. 30% of all land is dessert. 30% is ice or tundra. A large percentage is unlivable because it is too mountainous, or there are protected rain forests. There are way too many people. I don't really care though. I think I'll be dead before things get too out of control. Besides, I can always commit suicide.
>>23
More wars will happen, More plauge indd, And killing all nigers,or fags wont help but if you kill yourself you will help humankind.
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Anonymous2006-03-17 9:17
You could move the entire population of Earth to Texas, and the population density would still be less than New York City.
Sorry, the world is NOT overpopulated.
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Anonymous2006-03-17 13:20
>>27
27 is right. The earth is not even getting near overpopluated. The media and special intests want you to belive it is. There was a study done where they got random people and showed them a map of the earth and told the people if you got all the people on the earth and put them togethor in one area how big would that area be. They all drew diffrent size circles. some big some small. Then they got a scientist with a real hard facts on the population of the earth and he drew the area on how many people would be in one place and he drew a tiny dot on the map. the earth is NOT being overpopulated.
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Anonymous2006-03-17 15:21
Sending niggers back in the banana boat would solve alot of problems
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Anonymous2006-03-17 15:29
>>28
Except for the fact that we need housing and land for food. And some greedy bastards like taking it all for themselves.
Overpopulation isn't a problem in most parts of the world, but where resources and housing are sort of lacking people are still in trouble. Get money out of the equation and boom, enough land and food for everyone. It's not like we don't have enough to go around, we just hold it back from people who need it.
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Anonymous2006-03-18 10:12
We may live on only a small portion of the world's land, but we already use most of the world's accessible resources and viable farmland.
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Anonymous2006-03-18 11:17
Move the entire population of Earth to Texas... good idea.
>>1
interesting british (channel 4) tv programme recently outlining the current energy crisis -
profiled the population of india rapidly increasing as an upper middle class due to IT call-centres relocating to there. India's english-speaking class requires Stuff - e.g. refrigerators,microwaves etc.
why not take someone with you -
someone ... .. . liike georgie shrub -
or, condo-liar r*i*sssss
orr/awe - someone closer to home... .. .invite the media..really make a statement. . .start a trend
What matters our endless toil, when at a snatch, Oblivion ends the coil?
yeah 28 is right about 27 being right.
we got a circle right and drew another circle around it and a dot and toto came too and the world is ***not*** overpopulated with gullable people(mwaahhh-haha)... nor overpopulated with oxygen... not even overpopulated with intelligent life-forms - not even populated with decent water.
haha - I Will SurVive - la cucaracha.... ... .. .
Stay Complacent, Breed and your children will sue you.
- taxation without representation.
That means that the earth is being Taxed.
Species becoming extinct.
the lungs of the earth being razed to the ground to graze hamburger meat.
the breeders' kids are not represented.
Breeders bring these kids into the world and those kids are really not happy that they are being taxed -
having to pay a heavy price.
The kids were not able to represent themselves.
They were too young.
The greedy parents just wanted them to be born to support them in their old age...
Support the parents with what ? - Fresh air... Fresh water... Not !
Sure, you can cram the entire world's population into a massive city, but how will you feed them? The reason the world's overpopulated is because our current infrastructure (roads, transportation of food, generating electricity, water systems) can't handle our population very well. We're building Walmarts on land that used to be used to make us food, and instead clearcutting rainforest for new food. The ancient highways, 100 year old sewers, and creaky old power system can't handle all the shit we put it through. Not to mention the US and Europe suck over half the world's resources for our greedy selves, leaving the rest of the world to pick through the garbage.
Actually, sticking almost everyone in a massive city in one place isn't such a bad idea. Then we'd have public transporation, no major highways, and we could use the rest of the land for food or recreation.
or - 22 instead of commiting suicide, you could make things all better by drawing diffrent size circles.
some big some small.
Get a scientist
with a really hard fact
on the population of the earth and
and and draw some more-
an area - yeah - draw an Area.
How many people ***would*** be in one place on a tiny dot and be able to drink water.... from where -
hmmmmm lets see - surely we'd be able to survive all together and tap into that tiny dot on the map...
yeah sure.. that tiny dot
on the map.
that's where the source of all sustenance will come from.
and we'll be soooooo happy together all squished up on that tiny dot - just luvvin it.
together.
everyone.
and all the hammburgers will be there with us.
underground
under the dot
we'll all have straws
all our straws will fit together -
happily and harmoniously into the
one
tiny
dot
and we'll all
drink
hamburgers
together
yay
it'll
be
fu-n
Another way to look at it is to imagine how much physical land space it takes to sustain a single adult human for a year. When you take into account the amount of space needed for grain or livestock, the amount of water, the amount of space for utility and business, the amount of space for trees and resources to build stuff, and the amount of space for that one person's garbage and sewage and it's a lot larger than a small dot. Of course, this all depends on where the person lives. A third worlder only needs a small parcel of land to survive a year, whereas a single adult American probably requires several dozen acres of land to sustain him for a year. Multiply that several acres by 300 million. On a planet where 2/3rds of it is water, and out of the 1/3 that's livable, less than 50% of that is places we can actually live and farm, it does seem rather crowded. Add to the fact the US uses too much damn resources, and we have Europe, and now India and China starting to use a lot of resources, and eventually we're either going to mow down all the trees, or starve to death and fight each other to the death for oil and food in gladiator-style battles. And considering that the standard 4channer is a fat, weak, cowardly pethatic lifeform, you'd probably lose the fight for survival and be used for food very quickly.
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Anonymous2006-03-19 1:44
stop being so pessimistic. people have been saying for years that humans will run out of resources because of overpopulation but people have continuously found more efficient ways to extract and use resources. i don't think we are going to run out any time soon. besides, before any projected run out period, we could terraform mars.
>>25
you could stuff everbody into a matchbox given enough pressure, therefore the world is not overpopulated, that's what you practically said. like I want to smell all those armpits so close to me in Texas
I say we nuke America and its obese population.
They're useless fat fuckers.
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Anonymous2007-10-09 0:00
OP mentioned the groups he thought were overbreeding the most, and I can't believe no one's corrected him... Fuckin MEXICANS are the biggest culprits. Specifically the fathers - it's some kind of macho thing with them. You really won't find more fucked up families. One of neighbors is mexican. A while back, they had triplets, bringing their child count to 4. You'd think that would be enough for anyone. Fuckin triplets... but no. Since then they've had like 4 more kids.
Are they too dumb to use birth control or do they want to open a fully family staffed taco shop? Well 10 people should be plenty for the latter, so hopefully they're done.
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Anonymous2007-10-09 13:40
it's thanks to the secular society we live in that everyone is having kids. they have no sexual restraint.
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Anonymous2007-10-09 14:15
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Anonymous2007-10-09 14:24
>>57
??? I though secular society is why people aren't having kids. Abortions, contraception, career women and so on. The religious folks have houses full of kids.
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Anonymous2007-10-09 16:53
Isn't it easier to just genocide an entire people to lower the count of people in the world.
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Anonymous2007-10-09 16:53
NUKE THE PLACE AND BUILD A CARPARK!!
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Anonymous2007-10-09 16:55
I propose a simple task, remove all safety labels, and let the problem solve itself. Also, niggers/spics, the world could do without.
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Anonymous2007-10-09 22:44
>>59 speak the truth. It's just that spics can't afford abortions, and they are too stupid and short-sighted to use contraception. Also, their men can't even find jobs let alone the women.
As a result Whites are the ones with the lower birth rates.
Instead of free health care for illegals, I propose free abortions.
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Anonymous2007-10-09 22:45
Yea and spics WANT to breed like rats so they can have more power in the USA fuck yeah.
I propose a simple task, remove all safety labels, and let the problem solve itself.
One of the best ideas so far. Revert to pure Darwinism. Let the stupid kill themselves off. If America is any indication of the rate at which this will succeed... (I mean hey, just look up the Darwin Awards).
Free abortion sounds good too though. Better yet, apply the same rules to having a child as to adopting one. See, I'm reminded of what Anonymous said here once before. The ratio at which a woman is unfit to be a mother is directly related to how likely it is she'll get pregnant.
That statement is actually based off simple logic: pure lack of common sense or any forethought dictates someone will get do something stupid. And the more you care about improving the world, or at least not making it worse, the less you'll go out and fuck everyone in sight without even so much as protection.