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Girlfriend coming over tomorrow

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 20:10

The problem is; what the HELL should we do? I'm strapped for ideas. Do you think she would like to play DOA? Mehbeh browse the H-board? I'm OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 21:09

In before invitation to stick it in her pooper

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 21:17

let her stick it in your pooper?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 21:25

holy shite

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 21:31

>>3
i second this

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 21:33

>>3
thirded, and tell her to make you wear her undergarments and clothes and a fake snatch and fake boobs and wig and shoes. women love that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 11:47

lock her in a box and throw her out of a window.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 12:46

>>1
.... ok. So your hand is coming over?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 13:10

watch emo movie, eat something holg her after the movie is done profit

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 19:16

>>8
XD

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 22:46

(1) ^_________________________^ >>9 FTW

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 23:07

>>9 How do I found emo movie?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 1:02

>>8
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 3:57

Record you two having sex and post the video here. She'll love it!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 5:59

>>1
Go for a daylong session of lovemaking.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 6:24

lol a 4channer with a real girlfriend ahahhaha

over my dead body

 

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 19:42

>>1
Fuck her in the ass

Name: ミミ 2006-03-13 19:55

I'll tell you what not to do. Play DOA and browse the H-board.

have fury sex.

Name: ミミ 2006-03-13 20:00

put her in a coma.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 9:28

show off with stuff at your house.

drink.

drink a lot.

get a camera recording the bathroom and tell the dirty bitch to take a shower before having sex.

post pictures.

have wild monkey sex.

post pictures.

IN THE EXACT ORDER.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 15:49

>>20
I agree on the wild monkey sex part

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-15 16:38

You could go to the cinema together, then have sex. Then cook her some lunch so she won't be hungry when having sex immediately after. Then play some DOA to get some rest before having sex. Then go out for dinner. Choose a restaurant with huge bathroom stalls so you can have sex there.

But if you aren't in the mood for such repetitive tasks, you could just have sex the whole day.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 11:22

You should get her drunk take picture and shoot a movie post both on 4chann and then make sure she is consous and then have sex with her, I perfer to pork her in the pussy. Oh and if you want to be serious just go t a movie and play DOA or video games and then light some canndles and put out some flower gueesing this chick is hot you should almos thave no trouble with a clean room and bed and romantic setinf with her.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 22:17

>>23
how do i typped run-on sentances?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 22:28

The first time I had sex, it was after a strip-DOA competition. When you play strip-DOA, everybody wins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 23:37

>>25
signed

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 6:48

as soon as she walks in the door grab her by the hair slam her head into the wall and scream."YOU ARE MINE WHORE" then take a piss right on her face. Tie her up and sadomize her. Stick needles in her tits. and then pull out the trusty blow torch and burn the bottoms of her feet. while doing this masturbate and hold her eyes open and cum right in her eye. when you are down with her lock her in a tiny box and then take a shit on her. then take the box and bury it in the back yard.

thats what that cunt and all women deserve.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 1:34

>>27
See, normally when women go through that it's because they were abused as kids, so I can understand how they get fucked up enough to like it, no pun intended. But the guys who do it to them? Did they all get mouth fucked by their daddies and uncles or something?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 22:49

>>1
Ask.. her..?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 21:42 ID:BJ/XD6M4

Stick it in her pooper

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 21:52 ID:5dLGOcG+

Maybe you should be a faggot and play videogames or go on the internet with her.

Name: Awesome E 2007-09-25 21:55 ID:/dHF51a+

Have sex with her...nuff said

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 22:09 ID:zA0cXbo/

Pooper!!1  POOPER..  Swirl it around and make sure she's walking funny the next day

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 22:10 ID:/dHF51a+

Nasty Fucking Coco dippers

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-09-25 22:33 ID:URqp/Hch

Well I am sick and tired of my posts always being deleted. They are not all 'copy pasta' as I actually write them each time I come here. They are all commenting on areas of legitimate concern of mine and yet they are treated like I am juts another rude and annoying 'troll' what just coming here to post rediculous stuff. It is not acceptable and I am afraid I cannot stand for it any longer.
It has been to long that I am ignored and I have to insist that the site administration and programmers start to realize that and stop removing my serious postings and actualy show some respect for a member of this site who has been here for a long time. As a more regular member I have come to expect a better level of service and interaction with other members and of course the admins, but this does'nt seem to be what is really happening here.
I am truely sick of other members and even in some cases the admins making fun of, calling me names, (like 'muslim' and so on) harassing me and even deleting a post after I spent time and effort typing it. Well it will be the last time I can assure you that!
Like most of you here I come here to enjoy this fun place and its nice pleasant atmosphere without the fear of being abused, harassed, 'trolled' and called rude and annoying names. It has been a long time since I have felt safe and secure browsing this site in the knowledge that this is the case. You people all know who I am talking about, there are a lot of you rude people just coming here to annoy people and insult other users and even more have been coming here recently.
I for one think it is time the internet admins and service providers started blocking access to the internet for people what are just going to be annoying rude and post stupid messages and pictures that are not anime or hentai. This is what will be happening soon if people around here don't start behaving and acting there age, and I will be reporting to the service provider of the site admins so they will have a little bit of answering to do I think! Even here on the 'web' people should be allowed to feel safe and not have to worry about viruses or rude insulting people coming in and ruining the experience for them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 23:09 ID:bI6oeLMB

LICK HER BUTT

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 23:10 ID:VXkbrabt

>>35
nice lil prose you got there. unfortunately everything after "Well I am sick and tired of" is plain bs

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 23:16 ID:sz3v+VQJ

Make Jenkem together. Next time she comes over, take it. Don't know what jenkem is? Put it into google and click on the totse link

Name: Sgt.Kabu潿뤙kiman蹸争 2012-05-26 8:07

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-26 16:35

>>39
Nigger.

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