so i just got out of the hospital

i was at a party with a camp fire, some dumb ass poured gas on it, the gas got all over me and i had to be transported from knoxville to nashville because knoxville doesnt have a severe burn clinic. half of my face is all fucked up but my chest is worse...on the bright side..a really hot 22 year old nurse gave me a bath. i just thought i would let you guys know about the bath part.

Well, I hope you enjoy the burns.

enjoy your life of crime as twoface aka Harvey Dent

they failed at killing you with fire

>>1
theres only one solution. BRUTALLY MURDER THE GUY WITH THE GASOLINE

>>5
first cut some holes in him, put gas in it and light THAT

r

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

>>9
Nigger.

>>1

Do the nurses look like them? : http://funnymama.com/post/34413

>>10
Tsk.

>>11
Way to bump a five year old thread, dimwit.