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penis size

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 2:19

1)When it is in a non-erect condition, the male organ usually measures between 8.5cm (just over 3") and 10.5cm (just over 4") from tip to base.

2)the great majority of men measure between 15cm (6") and 18cm (7") in the erect position, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6 ½").

please forgive my spelling i'm drunk. so, i was looking on the web about penise size, to see how i "measure up". i wanted to see if what i found out (stated above) is true.

thing is my erect state is about 7" but my non-erect is only about 1".

as much as saying, the above, embarrasses me, i'd like to know-

1) what do the females/homosexuals of this board think about that?
2) anyone else start out pretty damn small that get ALOT bigger?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 2:23

Last time I checked, I have very little interest in the size of my boyfriends penis when it isn't standing at attention, it's just a pisser. No reason to be embarassed, methinks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 2:34

>>2
Fag.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 2:53

>>3
Sadly, my penis seems to be missing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 3:08

>>4
detachable penis?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 3:13 (sage)

>>5
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 3:22

LOL @ SAGING THE FIRST THREAD ON PAGE

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 11:19

how original

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 15:04 (sage)

my wang is huge!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 8:21

grower not a shower

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 8:29

not even half an inch soft, about 6 hard. talk about massive groth ratio.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 8:32

4 inches

from the floor

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 8:33

>>12
you're either a WWII vet who has no legs, or an elephant who is both constantly horny, and missing his shins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 10:59

The cock retracts into the pelvis when it isn't erect and when it fills with blood it sticks out. You don't notice it because the skin stays in the same position. It is like how the cock end is underneath the foreskin when non-erect and comes out when erect.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 13:03

I am very gifted.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 13:39

>>14
try telling that last part to us unfortunate and cut americans

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 15:00

unfortunate? yeah right, i really miss having to peel back foreskin and clean under it when i take a shower.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 16:22

>>17
Yes, it takes like, 1 second, and if you take 365 baths a year, for 75 years, you win 7.6 hours of life!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 20:30

>>18
Buying lotion so you can jack off takes much more time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 11:22

>>19
i'm uncircumsized and use lotion. using lotion is just what we sophistacated fapping aristocrats do. most of the euro fags don't know how good it is to fap with lotion even if you're uncircumsized.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 17:44

>>20
It makes no sense to use lotion if you're not mutilated. Not even the slightest sense.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 18:09

>>21
of course it does, the feeling of your lubricated palm is much better than what you'd get from just rubbing your foreskin against your glans.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-27 21:07

bath? BATH?! what are you, four years old. take a shower like a man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 4:49

4" soft, 8.5" hard.

This is an issue that could come into play in the locker room. Seeing another man's penis is pretty much inevitable.

I'm uncut and lotion can sometimes improve masturbation. Most notably when I'm doing successive rounds, because the friction seems to increase with use.

>>17 Cleaning takes, at most, five seconds.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 11:43

2" soft, 1.5" hard

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 11:59

(*‘ω‘ *)

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 12:46

>>25
this confuses me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 15:31

>>21 agreed

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 16:26

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 18:52

im fat, my dick hides when i sit down.... anyway, goes from hideing to a good 6.5" ..... im shockd no woman have chimd in about small dicks... i dont see the issue, long as your man knows how to use his tongue, and dont mind useing a toy. hell it can still be fun, even more so :)

Name: A !3LrT5NRVks 2006-02-28 19:05

mine is about 7" hard and 2" soft, im also a un circumsized Euro

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Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 9:48

what is that, mongler form ultraman?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 21:00

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Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 0:12

C-H-I-N-K-O! CHINKO!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 6:28

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>>36は早すぎたな!
>>37をゲットしたみな鉄さまはもはやネ申!
>>38は残念だったな!
>>39は極悪違法2ちゃんねるメンバーズ!
・・・以下全員極悪違法2ちゃんねるメンバーズ!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-03 8:42 (sage)

eat shit, losers!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 4:16

long, short, it doesn't matter guys, its about thickness

I like them thick :) as long as its 4+ inches its fine

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 7:21

>>39 is a dude.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 9:54

>>36
Chinko! Welcome to the chinko! Momi-momi-momi.

Name: AliceA 2006-03-08 10:57

It doesnt really matter, I only see em hard

Name: daily ウォガ! 2006-03-08 11:31

>>44
早すぎますた!

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Name: Anonymous 2006-03-08 12:14

Anonymous thinks this thread is very intersting...

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 22:07

mine is like less than an inch long but its nearly three inche when erect so I think I'm ab out ready to start pleasin da ladiezz

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 12:41

>>40 is a dude.

Name: Sulla 2007-12-05 12:45

>>46 3? You couldnt please a Loli with a dick that small.

My 8 inch raging boner can please the shotas though. They love massive dick inside them. IT just takes a bit of  training.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 12:47

7 inches  lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 13:55

75 light years

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 15:35

Homo thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 16:33

7  inches of awesomeness!

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