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Discuss Flatulence Please

Name: Dr. GI Proctor 2006-02-13 8:19

  The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.
    The composition of fart gas is highly variable.
    Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.
    But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart.
    The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-14 0:19

   On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.
    Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell.
 

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-14 21:17

discuss

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-15 3:14

This is completely retarded. Gas isn't present in your bloodstream. If it is, you die (bends, anyone?). The only thing that gets past the lungs (when everything's working properly) are single oxygen atoms that bond to the hemoglobin in red blood cells. Air that's swallowed is burped back up; it's not as dense as the chyme in the stomach, and thus can't pass into the intestines.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-15 4:12

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-15 6:51

heh belongs in Science

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-15 8:52

I have a massive penis. Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-19 2:58

>>7

OH NO YOU LE DON\'T

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Name: Anonymous 2006-02-20 5:25

>>7
I herd from good sources this isnt true..

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-20 21:40

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-20 22:15

lol farts

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-12 8:12

POINTLESS NECRONANCY

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