Cure for Common Cold

I figured that if anyone could find the answer, it'd be world4ch! So lets hear your cures, remedys, Old wives tales, rumors and the like. I need your help as I have to lose this cold by tomorrow.

Get a penis shoved up your ass.

>>1
Wait, until it disappears

eat about 5 benadryl

This is going to sound weird but whenever I have a cold I ask my gf if I can have some of her milk, she has this thing with her breasts that make them lactate constantly, and usually that clears it up really fast

get someone to punch you in the solar plexus

Sit it out is the only thing you can do.
Also, the best way not to get sick, stop disinfecting and cleaning everything, and don't shower every day unless you work in raw sewage or smell really fucking bad regardless.

I'd go through the logic, but it'll be a tl;dr situation. Your immune system isn't strong enough because you don't let it practice on the germs you encounter on a daily basis if you disinfect surfaces, etc.

i dig in my ass and then eat whole buckets of french fries so you KNOW my immune system get plenty O work OUT

>>8
True.
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn1777

>>1
I must need sleep. I though the thread title said, "Cruise Control for Cool"

I recently start feeling dry in the upper back of my throat. There was some mucus build up. I think I'm head towards a cold... thoughts?

>>11

Drink semen.

Or orange juice. Whatever.

Sounds great, post pics

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