Dear world4ch,

I have recently stopped masturbating and consequently watching porn. This however leaves open what I am going to do with my now obsoleted Met Art subscription. I cannot just share it with the world since they would notice and delete the account; I will, however, share it through email to the first three to post an original funny jew joke in this thread.

Make sure you include your email!

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

dickgrandi@netscape.net

>>2
He said ORIGINAL, FUNNY jew jokes.

>>3
Fuck u and yo mamma 2.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

SEX!

>>5

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>4
STOP TEH PRESSES, SOMEONE MADE A YO MAMA JOKE!

>>5
JEW jokes, fool.

>>5
i don't get it ;_;

>>9

Nacho Cheese almost sounds like "Not your cheese" (Notchyour').

>>2

the ashtray joke is cool.

How do you fit a thousand Jews into a Volkswagen?
Toss in a quarter.

How do you kill millions of jews?
Send them to a concentration camp and gas them to death.
LOL

How do you calculate a Jew's escape path?

Using chimney height and wind direction.

>>13

lol instawin

yeah right, drama queen.

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