/lounge/ - Whenever a girl touches me I get a boner

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-10 16:43

Seriously, what should I do?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-10 16:45

Oh well I don;t have it as bad as you. But when a girl comes telling me how sweet I am etc, I get a boner instead.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-10 17:19

>>1
That's normal if you're a virgin

>>2
lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-10 17:19

>>1
That's normal if you're a virgin

>>2
lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 1:54 (sage)

>>1
>>2
>>3
>>4
same person

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 7:34 (sage)

>>1
Touch as many girls as possible.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 16:12

stick it in

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 17:41

>>6
Ya rite. Nowadays even touching a girl is considered sexual harrasment.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 18:07

it means you will ejaculate too soon. and therefore, fail at sex. sorry :<

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 21:54

Join al qaeda. Then you will be too busy killing people to care about girls touching you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 23:42

>Join the army. Then you will be too busy killing people to care about girls touching you.
fixed

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 8:58

Nowadays even being on the same continent as a girl is considered sexual harrasment.

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 14:46

wats a girl?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 15:27

WATS A CONTINENT?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 20:49

>>11
Join the left wing hippies. Then you will be too high on crack to care about girls touching you.
Fixed.

>>12
Statement of truth.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 23:50

>>12
Nowadays even being on the same continent as a girl is considered sexual harrasment, unless of course you are beating her in which case giving her aids and making her sleep in a dog kennel doesn't constitute as sexual harrasment.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 23:50

fix'd^

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-16 2:32

>>11
Join the navy, then you won't like girls anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-16 2:33

>>15
Hate to break it to you, but the army kills people, and is pretty good at it. Not that you'd know, girly man.

Name: chilli 2006-01-17 0:26

excuse me anon in rely to the girl man comment I have nothing against then as i find them hawt and want moar plz give me more anon girly man hater i bet your a closet gay

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-18 9:10

>>20
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-19 14:49

>>21
go easy on him, he's probably a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 2:21

Same happens to me dude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-10 6:01

Sorry to say but you're gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-10 7:11

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-10 9:07

I have the same problem I think, I've never actually been touched by a girl before but if a girl touches me I'm pretty sure I'd get a boner.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-10 10:41

Have you seen the series "Game of Boners" on TV? Excellent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-10 18:33

>>27
Sorry, my jap's eye has been glued to Unchained Boner recently.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-11 1:20

Jar Rhusky wrote a book on these issues.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-11 10:12

>>29
I prefer Door Rhusky.

Name: Sgt.Kabuꌁ驞kiman挳㣩 2012-05-26 7:13

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Whenever a girl touches me I get a boner

1 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-10 16:43

2 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-10 16:45

3 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-10 17:19

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5 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 1:54 (sage)

6 Name: Anonymous 2006-01-11 7:34 (sage)

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