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Porn -- your thoughts

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 20:17

Ever after watching porn I feel guilty and immediately delete it and think to myself that I'll never watch it again. But I usually do.

What's your thoughts on it?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 20:25

No, I'm not a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 20:27

Rich Hall used to do a bit about Mike Tyson, years ago. Apparently Tyson had issued a press release, and it included a quote from him using the word "malicious" (lord knows which offense this was in reference to). Hall said the only time Tyson would have ever used that word in real life was when he was eating, as in "Mmmm ... these cookies are malicious!"

Now whenever I hear the word "malicious" it makes me laugh. Yeah, you rarely hear that word in a laugh-appropriate context.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 22:13

>>1
I used to feel disgusted with myself the moment after I came closing down the video as fast as I could and just think it was sick but nowadays I even watch it a few minutes afterwards to see if my penis wants to play again.

PS. I enjoy rape porn

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 22:30

>>1
Are you a church fag?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-24 0:10

i don't like fapping to actual sex porn. just women is okay.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-24 0:26

school girl porn is hot.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-24 2:38

>>1
i used to be like that but now i am a 24hour masturbating porn monster with 5 gig collection of porn

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-24 3:21

>>8
lol 5
i probably have 50 :(((
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-24 7:07

>>1
What are you guilty for? Seeing a girl's vagina? Touching your own pee-pee? Don't let puritans fool you: you feel guilty because you felt great, and for puritans, anything that makes you happy is a sin. Forget what prudes say, and let them live in their world of suffering, so terribly scared of death. It is not wrong to masturbate; it's actually a healthy and recommended practice by doctors and the safest form of sex.

>>6
Don't be scared of other guy's penises. You have one, too, and it won't get confused for seeing another guy's entering a girl's butt.

>>8
Congratulations! You're a healthy person.

>>9
Congratulations! You need to share more.

Merry Christmas to all!
~Dr. Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-24 16:51

LOL PORN ADICT WHO WANTS TO MAKE OTHERS ADDICTS TOO

Name: ;-) 2005-12-24 20:12

I would like to meet a cute Japanese girl wearing a school uniform w/short skirt. I would lift the skirt, pull down the panties, and fuck the living hell out of her.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-24 21:17

>>12
Show me 1 person that doesn't want this and I'll show you someone that is gay

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-25 0:43

>>13

amen!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-25 4:05

>>10

Heroin feels awesome too. I'd suggest that you all go out and get girlfriends, but that would leave less of them for me, so fuck dat. Lmao losers.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-25 8:22

I have no interests in real girls.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-25 11:43

>>16
You just say that because you're autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-25 17:05

I used to have a 200 gb collection of pornographic movies.
Nowadays I don't really collect the shit, I just dl, watch it, delete it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-26 1:41

I haven't felt bad about it since I was thirteen, everyone else is just brainwashed by religious conservatives into feeling bad about their body. On the other hand, I don't think being a self-described "24hour masturbating porn monster" could be all that great or normal though...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-26 7:16

We're animals. We like to touch ourselves. Watching certain things makes this more pleasurable. That is all.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-27 18:57

>>17
You just say that because you are a bone smoking faggot.
fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-27 20:46

I feel guilty after it sometimes.
But that doesn't redeem you
seeing as I have a vagina.
You're such a woman, and that attitude will never get you laid.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 0:37

>>1


Same here :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 7:10

Hardcore porn doesn't appeal to me. It's the curves that turn me on.
I wonder if it's because of my lack of sexual experience, or just part of my personality?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 14:13

>>24
It's because you haven't seen a vid of a girl pissing as she has her ass licked by another girl who has a massive dildo up her both holes.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 18:39

>>24
Hardcore porn doesn't appeal to me. It's the cocks that turn me on.
I wonder if it's because of the fact that I am a virgin, or just part of my male homosexuality?

fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 13:00

>>26
Yeah, because anyone who doesn't chase every skirt in sight is obviously gay, amirite?

... Stupid twat.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 13:12

Regular porn videos.. boring.
And hardcore is just... all the same.
Boring, boring, boring.
So if I really would download some 'real' porn sometime I would probably just feel ashamed cause I wasted my time.

Name: pornolio 2005-12-30 4:18

Porn should be shared and enjoyed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 5:50

The only porn I've ever really been turned by in the last few years was GusoMilk (whichever one had the eels in the ass.)

That was hawt.  I want more of that.

Normal porn is boring, and most hardcore watersports/whatever stuff is too.  But that... was great.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 16:25

hentai>porn

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 20:57

>>30
I am now genuinely and greatly disturbed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 21:13

Ass eeru is super happy number one!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 0:51

I wouldn't be caught dead with real porn, give me some hentai any day.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 21:12

I like porn.
It depends on what mood I'm in, on what kind of porn I want to watch. It can be everything from bdsm to idol pictures etc.
But I'm emotional when it comes to love.

Name: bitch 2006-01-01 21:23

hentai is for people who cant take the real thing!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-01 21:57

>>36
Real porn is for fags who think they're elite because they don't look at hentai.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 12:37

>>15
If you had a life-lasting supply of 100%-pure heroine...
Why not?
I think it would be great.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 12:58

Rika Nishimura naked.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 13:01

>>39
Oh internet, what children won't you fantasize about?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-02 22:25

>>40

We will leave no child's behind

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 8:28

>>41
lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-03 15:58

>>38
Apart from the painful death and psychosis part.

Name: 30 2006-01-05 11:18

>>32

It's the sad truth though.  I was desensitized to regular porn a long time ago.

And you should watch GusoMilk.   It really was #1.  They ate the eels afterwards, and this woman also gave the other a cottage cheese enema.

Here's a link to download it, turns out it was volume 1:
http://empornium.us/details.php?id=86572

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 13:04

Same as OP :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 13:09

porn is evil. didn't your mum tell you that?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 19:35

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-09 9:50

Five terabytes and counting.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 3:09

>>48
Why? I never watch a porn twice, so why save them?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 4:35

>>49
So you be like the >>48 dude who goes around proudly saying he has "five terabytes" of porn.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 4:47

>>49
why would you never watch a porn twice?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 5:11

>>51
because there's always another porn that's at least exactly as hot that can be easily found and watched instead

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 5:13

>>52
proof?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 5:18

>>53
it's obvious given the massive amount of porn on the internet. although, the "easily" part could be debated i guess

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 5:28

>>54
So instead of offering proof you claim it's "obvious" and then debunk your own "obvious" statement in the next sentence. I dunno where you're from but here, in America, we call that a fail.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 5:53

>>55
fine, jack off to your old porn. but i'll never end my search for the perfect porn.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-10 5:59

i already found the perfect porn movies. five terabytes of them.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 15:28

>>69
You hang around your mom's bedroom too much for your mental health.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-12 18:44

^ Your head's up your ass again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-13 0:46

>>71
how's she?

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 1:27

^ Fine.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 1:45

>>73
Yeah I heard that, WHOAAH!

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 5:25

>>74
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