Walking

I've been gettin' weird looks when I'm walkin' around town, an' it might be because I walk funny or somethin', I've been practicin' walkin' differently as of lately, but I'm not sure if it's good enough. How is a man supposed to walk?

NOT like a homosexual. ie. YOU

Sounds great, post pics

I HA T E wom e .n. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvDoQvaGZU

>>1
>gettin'
walkin'
an'
somethin'
practicin'
who the fuck types like this

>>1
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and shake it all about, you do the hokey-pokey, and turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about.

ah yes the autism stride

I, too, walk awkwardly. I try to walk correctly by mimicking other humans, but I'm not sure if I'm doing it right. oort~

>>7
Obviously >>1 does, duh

>>9
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I hear it turns it into a douche. Does your collar pop unexpectedly?

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>>26
The local village idiot has gone full retard.

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