When I pass gas, I try to do it where the air is still and gently fan the odor twoards my nostrils and only exhale away from the mass of smell as not to disturb the atmosphere so I may have another chance of getting another whiff.
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.
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we appreciate the research you put into your post, but it still fails to explain why they smell better to the person who delt it than those who smelt it.
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Anonymous2005-11-23 8:39
WE DEMAND A REASON TO THIS STATE OF MATTERS
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Anonymous2005-11-23 9:27
He who smelt it dealt it.
He who denied it therefore supplied it.
got more?
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Dr. Frankfarter2005-11-24 10:54
Do other people smell a fart better than the farter?
The fart should smell just as much for the person who created it as it does for other people. However, the farter is somewhat protected by having the fart propelled away from his body in a direction opposite to his nose. Farting upwind nullifies this advantage.
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Anonymous2005-11-29 23:15
either way, it smells like shit
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Anonymous2005-11-29 23:52
Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it?
Judging from what I see when I do the family's laundry, I'd say that the answer to the first question is definitely yes.
As for the causes, we must remember that what we call "fart" and what we call "poop" are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two.
If a sample consists mostly of poop with only a small fart component, you get such things as jet-propelled bowel movements and spongy, floating fecal masses (you know, the ones that refuse to be flushed down the toilet -- they keep popping back up).
If the sample consists mostly of fart with only a small poop component, you get what is known as "skid marks" or "fart art." These can also result from inadequate wiping, but the shape of the stain is different in the two cases. Inadequate wiping leads to elongate marks parallel to one's crack, usually with well-defined edges, whereas fart art is generally more circular and has an air-brushed look.
Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure. Again, that last situation is most likely to occur if the person is afflicted with diarrhea.
ITS FUNNY
ITS REALLY REALLY FUCKING FUNNY
THE OTHER DAY
SOMEONE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT MY AIR BISCUIT
THEY SAID
THEY SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THEY DIDNT MIND
AND IF I COULD
WOULD I DO IT AGAIN
I SAID I WOULD
TBH, I've never really liked the smell of my own farts.
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Anonymous2007-08-04 11:08 ID:JK/e/Y7p
TBH, you all fucking suck. DIAF that feeds on your gas.
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Anonymous2007-08-05 1:35 ID:9CHSl73a
TBH is the gayest acronym ever invented.
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Chris Hanssen2007-08-05 1:37 ID:88+/9ft+
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