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why do your own farts smell so good?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-17 23:42

When I pass gas, I try to do it where the air is still and gently fan the odor twoards my nostrils and only exhale away from the mass of smell as not to disturb the atmosphere so I may have another chance of getting another whiff.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-18 10:58 (sage)

To quote C.C Brown, "That's nasssttyyy"

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-21 22:00

>>1
Wow, you should bottle it and sell it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-22 3:15 (sage)

What?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-22 8:32

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-22 14:05

>>3
People in Amerika gets jailed for that, lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-22 22:34

>>5
we appreciate the research you put into your post, but it still fails to explain why they smell better to the person who delt it than those who smelt it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-23 8:39

WE DEMAND A REASON TO THIS STATE OF MATTERS

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-23 9:27

He who smelt it dealt it.
He who denied it therefore supplied it.

got more?

Name: Dr. Frankfarter 2005-11-24 10:54

Do other people smell a fart better than the farter?
   
    The fart should smell just as much for the person who created it as it does for other people. However, the farter is somewhat protected by having the fart propelled away from his body in a direction opposite to his nose.  Farting upwind nullifies this advantage.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 23:15

either way, it smells like shit

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 23:52

Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it?
    Judging from what I see when I do the family's laundry, I'd say that the answer to the first question is definitely yes.
   As for the causes, we must remember that what we call "fart" and what we call "poop" are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two.
   If a sample consists mostly of poop with only a small fart component, you get such things as jet-propelled bowel movements and spongy, floating fecal masses (you know, the ones that refuse to be flushed down the toilet -- they keep popping back up).
   If the sample consists mostly of fart with only a small poop component, you get what is known as "skid marks" or "fart art." These can also result from inadequate wiping, but the shape of the stain is different in the two cases.  Inadequate wiping leads to elongate marks parallel to one's crack, usually with well-defined edges, whereas fart art is generally more circular and has an air-brushed look.
   Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure. Again, that last situation is most likely to occur if the person is afflicted with diarrhea.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 5:36 (sage)

>>12
this post totally belongs in SCCCIIEENNCEE

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 0:32 (sage)

wtf

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 21:49 (sage)

ftw

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 4:05 ID:CGf/HGEQ

Sounds great, post pics

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 7:03 ID:LTASNJsZ

^fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 7:55 ID:zyrl+yMd

Ain't nothing that beats your own product, eh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 8:42 ID:Heaven

ITS FUNNY
ITS REALLY REALLY FUCKING FUNNY
THE OTHER DAY
SOMEONE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT MY AIR BISCUIT
THEY SAID
THEY SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THEY DIDNT MIND
AND IF I COULD
WOULD I DO IT AGAIN
I SAID I WOULD

Name: RedCream 2007-08-04 8:46 ID:J63aUHmv

When let one of my famous ones rip, I usually follow that atrocity with this statement:

"Ah, a fine, fruity open, with currant overtones, leading to a oakey finish."

For some reason, people don't find this statement comforting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 9:48 ID:J63aUHmv

BUMP

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 10:17 ID:oJ+61dH8

eww

Name: aznrage 2007-08-04 10:25 ID:hKvwbGVW

"fruity" sounds about right.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 10:27 ID:WyF/iyuY

TBH, I've never really liked the smell of my own farts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 11:08 ID:JK/e/Y7p

TBH, you all fucking suck. DIAF that feeds on your gas.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-05 1:35 ID:9CHSl73a

TBH is the gayest acronym ever invented.

Name: Chris Hanssen 2007-08-05 1:37 ID:88+/9ft+

Ok guys this the bumping of old threads are becoming real dumb and stuff. I think we are at /lounge/ can not do it so much becos its is real stuopid and dumn. If moar people are being dumnb then i think the site admins will stop annying people getting in here as it are realy dumb and i do'nt like it, ok? So guys you just neede to stop, and look at waht you are doine becauz its not funy and its real dumb and im call the admins to stop stewpid people doing it all the times. It is just dumb. Why you are'nt stoping it now is so anoying and stuped that ill have to contact the site or else it will keepe on hapining and its not good for the comunity on the intrernets becaze its real anoying and dumn and it makes them stewpide and shit, and they wo'nt be happy and its real dumb ok? So my advise is stop spaming shit and making old dumn posts new again at the top of page in \lounge\ or ill be geting you in shit and shit.
Thank you for taking my seriously its a real consirn of mine that the intanrets are making dumber and i are going to stoping it rite now! So pleze cume and halp me and togetha we will fix the intrnet and making it good.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 19:24

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Name: Sgt.Kabu묌﮲kimanウ坳 2012-05-26 6:56

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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