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Sounds like a plan, but that's part of why I'm single and not looking. I'm tired of playing stupid run and catch games with girls. I don't want to have to work hard for love and be constantly tested - that's not really love - nor I'd do that to a girl I like, because well, if I like her, why would I be an ass and make it harder? That's why I lost interest in girls, their absolute lack of sincerity and childish behaviour disgust me beyond measure.
You've got to throw in a few freebies here and there.
Yeah, that's another thing I hate. It's not like I can't pay for stuff, in fact I would rank high in the money department (which is one of the stuff girls actually look for), but I don't want to BUY love. Love comes for free, or it's not love. The idea of having to pay for her stuff (which I'd otherwise gladly do without a problem) to be appreciated makes me sick; ugly bitches, get away from me. This is another case where today's society is so not-sexist, execept when girls want to.
tell a really funny joke
Lol, this can be very hard. They have an utterly stupid sense of humor. They only laugh at completely retarded, straightforward stuff. Anything that would make me laugh, they can't even understand within a minute.
Analyze every word before letting it loose.
Yet another thing that pisses me off. Why do I have to filter my words when I'm talking to them? WTF, if they don't like how I am, then it's over. Same for them, I want a girl that will behave how she really is and tell me anything as she thinks of it without filtering it through OMGICantTellHimThisBecauseHellThinkThisAndThat™.
Sarcasm and cynicism go a long way as long as you're not bitter with it.
Every time I tried to be sarcastic, they were confused and took it the wrong way. Every time I tried to be cynical, they got mad. I think they dislike it because they feel their little intelligence challenged.