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Who here has been single all their life.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-23 20:24

(´Д`;;) i get really nervous around girls for some reason, especially when i like them. Is it game over for me?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-13 22:14

>>158
>>159
Oh, cheer up, you still have Zoidberg... you ALL still have Zoidberg!

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-13 22:32

>>161
LOL but if you follow Zoidberg you end up with deciding
1. Be single all your life
2. Have the greatest sex and love in your life but die very quickly after.

Name: Gin !QF5oszRdpY 2005-10-14 3:56

>>162
In that case, if I were Zoidberg.. I would hold an Orgy/Funeral.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-14 8:30

>>162
Tough call.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-14 14:18

quite an odd forum for they who has been single all their life.
continue fapping..

Name: CCFreak2K !mgsA1X/tJA 2005-10-14 20:20

I'm 18.  I asked a girl out.  They said no, and they didn't even tell me why.

I'm done with that.  Who needs genuine love, anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-14 23:26

>>166
I'm 18 and sacrificed almost everything for this girl but she said NO. After that i decided to be single forever and never love again. :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 0:52

This is why we should all have arranged marriages.  Let the parents do all the hard work, while we spend our time on more important stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 0:58

This is why I intend to go for quiet, sane women.

>>168
I'd rather be shot- first in the crotch, then in the head.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 1:25

>>169
>>quiet, sane women
When you find one, tell us if she has a sister.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 11:17

>>170
'When' or 'if'? Besides, ONE is hard enough to track down.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 16:50

>>151
The moral issues that pertain to it are just old fashion.
>>148
>Call me old-fashion. :/
:)

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 18:02

You guys are worthless. I would never do more than so much for women I lust after. They are not that worth it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 22:14

>>173
That's why I don't 'lust after' anything. Physical relationships... HA! Preposterous.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 8:41

Thank god a nice guy like me has found a nice girl :) (nearly  1 1/2 years now) . Due to contrary belief (never had a girlfriend before her, many 'girl friends' however) some are out there.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 12:26

The world doesnt like nice guys. Nice guys show weakness.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 12:30

i'm a total jerk, and i still can't get girls.  :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 12:46

Bcos girls cant decide if they want a jerk or a nice guy. When they are in the mood, they'll go for the jerk. And so on.

Us guys we at least know what we want in the first place already.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 15:49

just show your penis and you will get the girl. mission complete

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 21:25

>>179

PENIS!!! PENIS!!!!! You've caused a prick paradox!

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 21:41

So many people just giving up in this thread... it's sad, really.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 22:53

SHOW HER TEH PENOR

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 4:49

Tomorrow, I am going to confess to the most important girl in my life. I am very nervous and scared about this, but.. this must be done! I wish myself luck.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 8:27

>>179
>>180
>>182
Shut up, Beavis.

>>183
Hope for the best.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 9:57

>>183

Tell us how it goes.  And if it doesn't work out, you've still got an awesome friend.  But I wouldn't get my hopes up, confession doesn't bode too well with Western girls.

>>184
Excuse me, did you just insinuate that 4chan is capable of maturity?  Fail.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 12:04

haha geeks

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 17:21

>>186

haha vip.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 18:23

haha wow

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 21:25

I'm back... First, Thank you very much for the support... I made my way to confess to her than I got scared and ran away. I was nervous, very nervous, and I felt really sick to my stomach! It was 4-5 hours later until I got the courage to confess again.
When I finally did, I took me 15 minutes(or less), for me to finally get the words out.

Apparently, she knew how I felt already.. Not by anything I said, but the things I did.  She was just waiting. Waiting for me to say something..

Finally, I can't put this in direct quotes, so I'll summerize it
She said I was very very dear to her and her feelings for me will never change.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 22:15

Now for the bad part:
I got dumped.. short, clear, and simple.

I'm a dear friend that cannot evolve into anything else... I wish I could die right about now...

It's over.. and Thank you

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-18 2:18

>>189
>She said I was very very dear to her and her feelings for me will never change.

So if I understood this rite and from >>190 (assuming it was from the same person), she cares for you alot but her feelings which are that she is not attracted to you in that way will never change?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-18 3:14

>>191

Yeah.... unfortunately, I'm stuck as a friend forever.
I'll just a just a friend that will never be anything more.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-18 5:12

>>192
I feel for you man. Im in the same situation. There is always that tiny hope that one day she might change her mind and realize what she has. But now just be glad you can be there for her as a friend, to still be able to stay close to her and to have her as a great friend.

Its the same situation I got to live with. Everyday when I see her, my heart just breaks. Yet I feel somewhat happy that I am still able to spend quality time with her and have fun with her. I get pleasure to be able to help her in anyways I can, to be able to take care of her when it comes. Its a one-way thing but hey no one ever said that love is always a 2-way thing.

Eventually I am sure I will find someone else, but I know that she will still hold a special place in my heart. So don't think about it too much. Enjoy what you have and hope another comes along.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-18 9:22

Thank you very much.. and you're right.
Right now, I should just enjoy my life as a single man.

Name: Tenchi 2005-10-18 14:51

>>27


You've described my last two girfriends to a T.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-18 14:54

>>53

You are Chris Lemon and I claim my $5

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-18 15:02

>>53

You are Chris Lemon and I claim my $5

Name: Tenchi 2005-10-18 15:09

I've been burned by too many women, but waiting for them to come to me is doing nothing for me. What can I do?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-18 18:50

Get burned again and i'm serious.. It hurts like hell, but really there's no other way to get a woman, but to go to them.  More importantly, rather than approaching any woman that you find attractive.. look for certain signs that they might be attracted to you to increase your odds in getting them.  Such as, they tend to glance up at you when you're not looking, smile at you(mostly good to know that you're able to talk to them without getting the brush off), and dress nicely.  I say dress nicely because you want a girl that ISN"T a two bit slut.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-19 19:50

Bump for 4chan = losers

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