>>124
You can say that again.
Human nature in general is ridiculously complicated. This is the main reason that I have no friends... well, besides the fact that I'm a cynical, misanthropic asshole.
Because they're stupid. Refer (Google) for the ladder theory. You're in a different realm, and you shall not be a love interest because stupidity reigns in a girl's mind.
Ladder theory? Huh? Don't believe I've heard of it...
Besides, she wants to have someone to cry on his shoulder when that kewl guy (motherfucking drug addict jerk) hits or rapes her.
And that's when you tell her to get stuffed and find someone else's shoulder, right? I've never been in a situation like this (no friends, remember?), so I'm not quite clear on how it works.
True love, alright. Sex after marriage? Why? If both are willing it's silly to wait, you're wasting fun.
Agreed, but what if one or both AREN'T willing? How do you deal with that?
Yes, and they are:
1. She's stupid
2. She's stupid
3. She's stupid
4. She's stupid
5. She's stupid
... (let's get 101 by she's stupid)
... or she could just not want to get close to someone who is actually nice to her. Maybe she'd rather get treated like shit and know he means it rather than get intimate with someone who treats her right and risk getting screwed over anyhow.
So, in a way, you're not that far off.