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Oyaji Gyagu

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-31 20:51

does anyone know any oyaji gyagu?

Here is one:

What do you say when you haven't eaten sushi in a long time?
HISUSHIBURI! (Hisashiburi = It's been a long time!)

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-01 8:52

futon ga futtonda

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-01 22:16

Tekken from Hanjyuku Hero 4 is the master of oyaji gags.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-20 17:56 ID:oLJW8Zs4

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Name: Kanchara Kancha Honja~ 2009-07-29 17:32

Saru ga Saru
Iruka wa Iruka?
Wa ni hamatta Wani
Zou ga iruzou!
Love Letter ga Yaburetta
Eyo wa eeyo
Karee wa karee
Batta ga Ibatta
Konyaku konya, kuu
Uchuu dewa kuuki ga nai
Pantsu kutta koto aru?
Ne, Chanto ofuro haiteru?
Shimauma o Shimauna!
Dajare o yunowa dareja
Purin ga eyo tappurin
Bokusa, Boxer
Toire ni Ittoire!
Mizu wa Mizurashi
Rooka o Hashirooka?
Soujiki wa Shoujiki
Denwa ni Denwa
Banana wa ippon shikanai, Sona BANANA!
Hashi ga Hashi o Hashitta
Yokai ni youkai?
Kanariya wa kanari iya
Condor ga yoro kondoru
Neko ga Nekonda
Kata ga Katai
Megane ni Mega ne
Kami ni Kami tsuita
Ki ga kini natta
Ikura wa ikura?
Ika ga Ikatta
Hako o Hakonda
Kaeru ga Kaeru
Mushi wa Mushi
Ki ga Ki o ushinatta
Kame o Kame
Sai wa Nansai?
Fuku ga Fukuranda
Imo wa mou iimon
Imo wa iimonja!
Hae wa hae-
Taiyou wa itaiyo
Kuma ni kuma
Shika ga Shikatta
Boat de Boatto
Koochou sensei, zekochou!
Abu wa Abunai
Futon ga Futtonda
Ski ga Daisuki
Yookan wa yoo kandene
Ikkai yattemo iikai?
Chawan ni chawan ga
Shika o Shikaru
Chiwawa ni aisatsu konchwawa
Dojou wa Doujou
Batter wa ganbatta
Kono Mitt, Mittomonai
Ika wa Yasuika?
Kitte o Kitte
Ume wa ume-
Rice ga naito tsuraissu
Rakuda wa rakuda
Tokei wa Hottokkei
Runner wa irana
Kamo ga Come on!
Ninja wa Naninja?
Zura wa dousura?
Oobaachan ga mizu ni ochite, O! Bacchan!!
Chotto Ossan, Osanaide!
Okane wa Okkane~
Panda no panda!
Enka, uttate eenka?
Kono Game, Sugeem
Sakki Ika ni Saki ikareta
Nasu ga oide nasutta
Nasu ga Nasu beki koto shita
Yochu wa yoo chuui
Hose de hozui
Tansu o Kattansuka?
Sai wa Urusai!
Sai to Nasu ga SAINASU Infection!
Orenchi de Orenji Juice nomanai?
Kono Donuts Dounatsuteno?
Keeki taberuto, Keeki iina!
Purin ga shiran purin
Pan ga futatsu de pantsu!
Soujiki Kowashita yatsu, Shoujiki ni ie
Jigoku no Makura de nemuruto, ma kkura!
Jigoku no Futon de nemuruto, Hotondo nemurenaiyo
Tokoya ni ikutokoya
Meeru ga yomeeru!
Kono Kutsu, kyukutsu
Monorai nimo noreeru
Hiyashichuuka wa hiyashi chuuka?
Suzuwa Suzuchiin
Meron o tabete Meron Meron!
Shaberu wa Shaberuka?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-30 3:17

naiyou wa nai yo

Name: Kanchara Kancha Honja~ 2009-08-11 2:28

Miira ni mi~rareta!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 2:35

>>5
>>6
>>7
randomest shit ever

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 3:32

>>8
fuck off cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 10:17

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 10:24

>>10
see>>9

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 13:02

jerks

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 2:28

my farts burn my anus
it hurts
in a good way

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Name: moot !ZXfHgJbvxU 2012-05-25 14:14

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