Name: Anonymous 2005-08-30 13:51
Man, so much negativity on this board. I'm going to not talk about stuff I hate, but stuff I love.
Girls.
Now, to get it out of the way, there are some female members of society, much like that @#(%$ bitch in 7th grade with the buggiest @#*# eyes and a concave chest. Biggest !@($ ever. But I'm past that, I really am. And I don't now, nor ever did, consider her a girl. She was a monstrosity, congealed evil in the form of a woman.
But, like I said, too much negativity here. I love girls.
I really like geek chicks. Playing Street Fighter makes you horney? We can watch some Stargate SG-1 after doing the nasty? If I can get some good head in there somewhere, too, the geek chick gets a 10/10 from me! She'll appriciate my love of car engines and Final Fantasy. Perfect.
I like skinny, skanky girls, too. Being sexy is their top priority. Short skirts, tight tops, even clothes I don't even know the names for, they put them on and strutt their stuff. They may not have more than a cupcake for a brain, or maybe they're really smart but too preoccupied with image. Either way, they get my attention, I get to oogle their bodies. It's a win win situation.
I like chubby girls, too. Not fat, I'm talking about realistically shaped chicks. The girls who are trying to shed that extra cheeseburger, but know they're much more than just their outward appearance. They have better things to to worry about in life; they know how to balance a checkbook, program a vcr, and pump gas. I can talk with them about issues, expect at least moderately intelligent and informed conversation, and flirt without them thinking I'm a sleazebag. They know they're not the hottest around, so they'll appriciate some physical attention, even if it's not a sign of a lasting commitment.
I like the girl next door. She doesn't have to have ANY remarkable qualities. Just be a regular chick, and that does it for me! She's just a regular person, same basic interests: fucking, eating, sleeping. With those three things in common, some friendly, polite flirting can be the start of something more, even if it's just a fantasy.
I like wild girls. The ones who throw caution into the wind and just want to party and have fun. I'm such a stiff, I have difficulty letting go of restraint and responsibilities. But with a chick around, I can be temped away much easier. She'll show me some fun, even if I'm barely involved.
I like Plain Jane, too. Yes, the girl who wasn't quite good enough for Cheerleading, and wasn't the boys' first pick for the prom. She can relate to me, the guy who thought Football was for dumb jocks and chess club was a far worthier commitment. She understands me. Maybe she ain't hot. Maybe she ain't smart. But we got so much in common, we can at least talk.
I like the horney bitches, too. Come on, an easy, quick bang without commitments or boring sweet-talk? Sign me up! And you know what? I have no less respect for a chick who wants sex and goes out and gets it. She knows what she wants, and by golly, it's her right to get it. Sleeping with a lot of people doesn't make you a whore; doing it to get attention and popularity does.
Slob girls. Yeah, they can't take care of them selves, but there's usually a gem beneath the rough. Clean her up, teach her some manners, and she can be whatever you want.
Tomboys, they're like dudes, but chicks. Fart, belch, tell dirty jokes, catch frogs, pee standing up, they'll be with you every step of the way, and maybe even beat you to it once in a while.
So, girls, I love you all. I'm open for flirting any time. And when I make a move, it'll be polite and courteous, but please, please take it as a compliment. I know you're more than just a pussy and tits, but it's all of you I love, head to toe.
Girls.
Now, to get it out of the way, there are some female members of society, much like that @#(%$ bitch in 7th grade with the buggiest @#*# eyes and a concave chest. Biggest !@($ ever. But I'm past that, I really am. And I don't now, nor ever did, consider her a girl. She was a monstrosity, congealed evil in the form of a woman.
But, like I said, too much negativity here. I love girls.
I really like geek chicks. Playing Street Fighter makes you horney? We can watch some Stargate SG-1 after doing the nasty? If I can get some good head in there somewhere, too, the geek chick gets a 10/10 from me! She'll appriciate my love of car engines and Final Fantasy. Perfect.
I like skinny, skanky girls, too. Being sexy is their top priority. Short skirts, tight tops, even clothes I don't even know the names for, they put them on and strutt their stuff. They may not have more than a cupcake for a brain, or maybe they're really smart but too preoccupied with image. Either way, they get my attention, I get to oogle their bodies. It's a win win situation.
I like chubby girls, too. Not fat, I'm talking about realistically shaped chicks. The girls who are trying to shed that extra cheeseburger, but know they're much more than just their outward appearance. They have better things to to worry about in life; they know how to balance a checkbook, program a vcr, and pump gas. I can talk with them about issues, expect at least moderately intelligent and informed conversation, and flirt without them thinking I'm a sleazebag. They know they're not the hottest around, so they'll appriciate some physical attention, even if it's not a sign of a lasting commitment.
I like the girl next door. She doesn't have to have ANY remarkable qualities. Just be a regular chick, and that does it for me! She's just a regular person, same basic interests: fucking, eating, sleeping. With those three things in common, some friendly, polite flirting can be the start of something more, even if it's just a fantasy.
I like wild girls. The ones who throw caution into the wind and just want to party and have fun. I'm such a stiff, I have difficulty letting go of restraint and responsibilities. But with a chick around, I can be temped away much easier. She'll show me some fun, even if I'm barely involved.
I like Plain Jane, too. Yes, the girl who wasn't quite good enough for Cheerleading, and wasn't the boys' first pick for the prom. She can relate to me, the guy who thought Football was for dumb jocks and chess club was a far worthier commitment. She understands me. Maybe she ain't hot. Maybe she ain't smart. But we got so much in common, we can at least talk.
I like the horney bitches, too. Come on, an easy, quick bang without commitments or boring sweet-talk? Sign me up! And you know what? I have no less respect for a chick who wants sex and goes out and gets it. She knows what she wants, and by golly, it's her right to get it. Sleeping with a lot of people doesn't make you a whore; doing it to get attention and popularity does.
Slob girls. Yeah, they can't take care of them selves, but there's usually a gem beneath the rough. Clean her up, teach her some manners, and she can be whatever you want.
Tomboys, they're like dudes, but chicks. Fart, belch, tell dirty jokes, catch frogs, pee standing up, they'll be with you every step of the way, and maybe even beat you to it once in a while.
So, girls, I love you all. I'm open for flirting any time. And when I make a move, it'll be polite and courteous, but please, please take it as a compliment. I know you're more than just a pussy and tits, but it's all of you I love, head to toe.