On this, the 402nd post of this thread, I casually mention that I haven't gotten laid since 2001 when I was in Japan seducing stupid girls through the awesome power of my stormy blue-grey eyes.
Actually, it was just one girl, and she was already my girlfriend at the time.
I haven't seen her since. :(
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Anonymous2005-12-24 22:10
>>402
Fuck you. Atleast you got laid by a japanese girl.
:(
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Anonymous2005-12-24 23:22
And I damn well should have after all the money I spent on that bitch.
But I'm not bitter any more...
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Anonymous2005-12-25 0:48
Just fuck a chinkinese girl but pretend her eyes slant the other way. Same shit, not like you waps can tell the difference anyways.
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Anonymous2005-12-25 11:32
Mao Asada became the first female skater to do two triple axels in a free program at the Japanese national championships. But to our surprise she became second in the championships because of the fixed match.
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Anonymous2005-12-25 19:04
I haven't been in love with anyone for a long time. I always make the same mistakes and think I've given up. I desparately want to be loved but think that without someone to keep in mind it's pretty lonely. My life consists of my graphics design job and reading books all day. I have filled the holes in my life but it's still so empty.
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Anonymous2005-12-25 19:52
>>407
You sound like a good Anonymous. Unfortunately, perhaps you're too good for girls your age. Perhaps you just haven't found a girl that's good enough for you. It feels empty, but I'm afraid it's hard to help, because it's not your fault. Girls that will love as you want and will want to be loved as you could are very rare finds; most girls your age are out for sex and rape and you don't seem to be after an object to use and dump. But do not despair - and I'm not going to say "your time will come" as most would. I'm just going to say you are better alone, than with unproper company. Don't think about it if it makes you feel sad, and try to feel your life with every that makes it a little less empty, like a pet, a demanding hobby, or the Christmas spirit of these days.
Cheers!
~Dr. Anonymous
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Anonymous2005-12-26 0:08
>>407
Learn to play the game or accept being loveless, both options are fine really but the first one seems like the one you'd pick
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Anonymous2005-12-26 0:54
OR WATCH HENTAI
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Anonymous2005-12-26 6:34
I want to love a girl. But even if I love a girl, she tends to run away from me. So I can't love girls.
Thanks man, I'm actually Dr. Misogyny. I can get girls, but don't have any that I really want. In the past I've failed because I set my goals too high, but I'm not pleased with someone I'm not 100% for. Hence my dilemna--playing the game properly but still not good enough for my goals.
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Anonymous2005-12-28 11:38
He gave me an DVD-R. But my PC couldn't read it. There are a few DVD-Rs that my PC can't read.
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Anonymous2005-12-28 11:54
How do Americans say "the department for job hunting" at a college in English? Universities have various departments such as the educational affairs department(registrar's office), the general affairs department.
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Anonymous2005-12-28 18:29
We won't get 1000GET by the end of the year. *tear*
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Anonymous2005-12-30 1:14
Do you think the grammar-translation method is important in learning English? In Japan English teaching is based on grammar-translation method. But many people can't speak English, so the Ministry of Education has begun to emphasize the importance of spoken English. Today's textbooks have been made based on conversation topics. But English teachers have begun to complain that owing to the conversation-based textbooks, the level of English skills of Japanese students have got lower than before. Now they say that Japanese students can neither speak English nor know basic grammar. Many Japanese English teachers say that to acquire basic skills of English, reading is the most important. There must be pros and cons.
Little bit of column A and a little bit of column B. BAM. Problem solved.
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Anonymous2005-12-30 21:17
I want to be the first person to call her in the new year, but don't know if we can pick up from when we left off. It makes me sad that I may very well be giving up on the one person I thought I never could. Suddenly my life has less purpose. *packs bags and books a flight to Bosnia*
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Anonymous2005-12-31 23:22
A friend and I went to Ghana over the summer. We were there for three weeks and searched long and hard for surf, but it wasn't to be. We did manage some fun surf, but not worth the trip for that alone. However, the people were great and it was a unique place to paddle out. As far as finding a surf shop, you better bring your own stuff. The local fishermen say that sharks aren't a concern. We spent some time in the Busua region and then worked our way back to Accra. We hit up some good surf in Fete, but west of where the more famous break is. I would have loved to see that point break with a little size. Regardless, cool country and we didn't see another surfer the whole time.
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Anonymous2006-01-01 11:15
Last year I went to New York and Seoul. This year I want to go to Europe or China. But the biggest problem is how I get the money to travel. I want to save money but want to play. After all I may be the last person to save money.
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Anonymous2006-01-01 11:24
A chiropractor said that my urinary organs are getting worse. He found it by pressing the pressure point of the back side of my foot. Now I'm very interested in finger-pressure therapy. By the way Chinese girls are good at finger-pressure therapy,but Korean girls press the pressure point too strongly.
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Anonymous2006-01-01 20:14
chiropractors are frauds.
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Anonymous2006-01-03 5:49
Chiropractic treatment is good, but a girl massaging my body with oil is much more comfortable. I've been wondering why young Chinese girls are so nice-hearted, but middle-aged Chinese women are bitches, who want only money.
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Anonymous2006-01-03 8:25
Valid studies show that most ailments heal at the same rate with or without chiropractic treatments.
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Anonymous2006-01-04 6:50 (sage)
>crack
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Anonymous2006-01-04 10:14 (sage)
This year I couldn't get so many New Year cards, though I sent many cards to my friends. What happend to my friends? I'm getting less and less popular. I don't know the reason. Especially single men and women didn't give me post cards.
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Anonymous2006-01-04 21:49
I feel so blind. As a 2nd year univ student, up until now I've always had my goals set in front of me. Now that I have some downtime before next semester, my mind is working too hard--I'm thinking too far into the future. The long string of long-term goals is really intimidating. I'm already thinking of my grad school and PhD options, which companies I want to work for, and where I want to relocate. This is the first year I'm doing taxes, I'm paying my own bills, all this is very annoying. Sometimes I wish I could just redo high school when I didn't have to study, work, or anything--just go home at 2 and goof off the rest of the day. Being an adult is so frustrating I can't think of any immediate goals I want to accomplish. I really want to find some sound concrete guidance but it won't change how I go about in life. All I'm doing right now is floating and waiting for the next urgent need. I really want to see her again so she'd tell me that I already know what to do and I just have to suck it up. But she's a few thousand miles away.
Also, stick it in her pooper.
~Dr. Misogynist
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Anonymous2006-01-05 3:35
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O RLY?
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ChuckNorris2006-01-05 4:20
0_0 Why the hell is O RLY synonomous with a white snow owl?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!!!
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Anonymous2006-01-05 16:33
Fact: Chuck Norris is a mod at 4chan and a more prolific banner than WTSnacks.
Fact: Apon seeing this nobody impersonate his name, he tracked his IP and roundhouse kicked an owl at such velocity it enterred warp space and emerged at relativistic speeds inside the poser's brain. Telefragging him instantly.
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Anonymous2006-01-07 5:22
It snowed again. The weather is changing.
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Anonymous2006-01-07 23:39
cocks AND balls
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Anonymous2006-01-08 7:51
We can see crazy guys anywhere regaredless of their nationality. They must be frustrated. I think they'd better commit a suicide. But it is only good men not crazy bad guys who kill themselves. As the Bible says, crazy foolish guys exist in this world to make good men stronger.
We will be forced to pay more taxes, because the number of old people has been increasing but the number of young people who can work has been decreasing. That means the government can't get enough money to pay pensions to older people. After all the govenment will raise our taxes to get the financial resources needed for paying national pensions. We will be having a harder life. What has causes this problem? That's because the number of people who want to single all their life has been increasing. I think we have to make more sex and more babies to save and keep our world.