After over 100 years of speculation, absolute proof of Negro involvement in the construction of the Pyramids has been discovered. Several days ago, archeology students stumbled upon a secret chamber. As soon as a light source was hooked up, the most amazing discovery unfolded. Found was perfectly preserved six-pack of malt liquor! This not only reinforces the much-debated theory of Negro involvement, but also reveals how early in history they were drinking cheap beer. As the excavation continued, a strange hieroglyph was discovered, loosely translated as "Muh Deek". I will be holding a press conference tomorrow with additional material that has been discovered.