My family sucks more than your family

My brothers have pulled a Rush Limbaugh and gotten hooked on Oxycontin, threw a malatov cocktail at some house over a drug deal gone wrong, and oh ya they are drug dealers. Throwing at least a few thousand a month at the purchase of your illicits.

Now they have opened my dad's and grandmother's house to being the victim of a retaliatory firebombing by staying with them and not telling them what is going on -- the full story.

Bah the shit in the last two paragraphs is what I've gathered from people around them and is in no way all of what serious shit they've gotten themselves into as of late.

Guess who bailed these two douche bags out of prison... and how much it cost.

My Uncle owns a giant boat thats otuside the US boarder as a cheap way for buisnesses to "outsource" their buisness by exploiting mexicans (it's off the coast of SoCal). Unfortunatly since he fails at life no one actually uses it.

Also, my brother wears tight pants.