My family sucks more than your family

My brothers have pulled a Rush Limbaugh and gotten hooked on Oxycontin, threw a malatov cocktail at some house over a drug deal gone wrong, and oh ya they are drug dealers. Throwing at least a few thousand a month at the purchase of your illicits.

Now they have opened my dad's and grandmother's house to being the victim of a retaliatory firebombing by staying with them and not telling them what is going on -- the full story.

Bah the shit in the last two paragraphs is what I've gathered from people around them and is in no way all of what serious shit they've gotten themselves into as of late.

Guess who bailed these two douche bags out of prison... and how much it cost.

My dad is an agnostic who watches South Park with me and sets a good example by not drinking or smoking.  He enjoys reading.
My mom is a christian who doesn't get in anybody's grille about it.  She sets a good example by being good with money.  She's had a job as long as I've been alive.  They have been married, and owned the same small house, since before I was born, and raised me in a quiet, stable environment. 

You guys are right.   My family > your family.