4chan originals! (for my car ^_^)

Post whatever your favorite 4chan oneliners cause I need something to make into a bumper sticker. Anything funny/4chan/internet related/ /b/-worthy works for me.
 Iv thought of making one that says "916 GET!" (916 is the numerical part of my cars liscence plate), but other than that nothing comes to mind. Suggestions please?

(note: for the /b/ people, i know i posted this on /b/ yesterday but the topic dissapeared 10 seconds later)

I'd fuck her socks

shame one cant post pics here, but im getting it from here:
http//www.cafepress.com/...
if you want just upload something and post the link.

"Jesus watches you masturbate, LOL"

"916 GET!" would be great if you want to appear to be a bit of a retard

I'd get the entire ramble thread on your bumper sticker

Picture of Jesus in the cross, one of his followers asks "How's it hanging? LOL"

Picture of hot anime chick with "I'd fuck her socks"

◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!!

Fucking Kouyama Mitsuki-chan's socks

>>5
 um...yeah, but i could care less as i think its somewhat funny. (retarded, but for the 3 people at my school who will get it (myself included) it should be amusing)
>>7
(about the jesus one) that would rock! i could never go near my dad's place cause he'd destroy my car... but that would be instant win.
>>8
>>9
 Pardon my ignorance but... who's this mitsuki chan? (im still kinda new @ 4chanBBS)
anyway, thanx, post anything else you got! (is there any way to use the Mongler without saying "Ill suck your cock!"? anything else associated with him?)

4get that.... mitsuki chan seems to be the mod around here... just ignore that part of my last post.

>>10
Kouyama Mitsuki-chan is an anime character.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_moon_o_sagashite

You need Japanese font(e.g. Mona Font) to see this thread properly;
http://www.world4ch.org/read/sjis/1108497693/1-40

oh i see... never saw full moon o sagashite... but yeah,
now i see who 神山おっぱい満月ちゃん is...
whats so special about her anyway?
(and why would i want something about her on my car?)

oh, BTW, i intend to order the thing between 8PM tonight and sometime tommorow night so if anyone has any more ideas please post em soon.

what is "the thing"?

oh yes, the oneliners

the thing = bumper sticker with the oneliner. Ill post a pic whenever its done. Just go ahead and keep posting. For great justice!!

em... final bump. I will be buying the sticker with one of the already mentioned one liners after i get back from doing kendo in about 3 hours. If anyone can post more one liners before then id appreciate it.

Internet... Serious business.

>>19
 yup... it is... so 916GET it shall be... or maybe  "sup, jesus? whats hanging?; LOL" or something kouyama mitsuki chan related... suppose ill post a pic or something later.

>or something kouyama mitsuki chan related
but you didn't even know who she was a few seconds ago, and understand Kouyama Mitsuki-Chan, why she's important, and what she symbolizes takes time!  If you're new to this BBS I doubt you even know the different between 2channel and Futaba Channel.  Not that there is anything wrong with it, but when you start borrowing things that you need to have information about those things to understand, it becomes FUCKING RETARDED KIND OF LIKE 916GET.

um... i kinda liked the 916 get thing... anyway, yeah im new to the forums and with school starting a week ago i havent been able to get the thing... but its not like theres a lot to kouyama mitsuki chan anyway... (ive done some research etc etc). But yeah, about 2 channel and futaba channel, not sure. Like a said, im no veteran of this, or any other similar forum for that matter... still, its just an internet forum.. not like someone is going to hunt me down and kill me for missuse of a catchphrase/icon/idol/whatever...

hay

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I'm taking a shit into your highway -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash

Bullshit (often bowdlerized to BS), also Bullcrap, is a common English expletive. It can also be shortened to just "Bull".

Most commonly, it describes incorrect, misleading, false language and statements. Literally, it describes the feces of a bull. As with many expletives, it can be used as an interjection (or in many other parts of speech) and can carry a wide variety of meanings.

Bullshitting is usually when one makes statements that are false, or made-up. Usually people describe other people's action of making a lot of statements as bullshitting in arguments, when one is making up rules or making examples that are not anything to do with what they are discussing or when one is making statements by using examples that need different rules to be applied, so this person is bullshitting

As it contains the word "shit", the term is sometimes considered foul language, hence the use of the euphemistic abbreviations "bull" and "BS". Nonetheless, the term is prevalent in American English and, as with many words, the term is used in a variety of countries, some dating back to approximately the same era World War I. In British English, bollocks is a comparable expletive, although bullshit is now a commonly used expletive in British English also.

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>>31
but i was head shotting niggas DAM

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>>34
lol

Congratulations, you are an enspiration to failures everywhere.

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Lesson:  If you're going to post ASCII art, use the [code] tag to reduce the stench of your fail to a minimum.  Notice how much nicer my "niggers" sign is in >>40, over the appalling, faily stinkhole offered in previous postings.

In short:  LEARN BBCODE OR GTFO!

>>41
Hahah. Did you not even look at >>40 before posting that? Yep, you failed. It looks exactly the same as >>38.

>>42
Not on my monitor, stupefag.  For instance, the original faily failer posting is this long:

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... whereas my own, beautified version is this long:

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Clearly, they are not the same, and if for some bizarre reason they are, then YOU have a display problem.  The fix?  USE FIREFOX INSTEAD OF "GAYWEB" OR "HOMOSURF" OR WHATEVER FAG WEB BROWSER YOU'RE USING.

>>40
>>41
>>43
finally! the [i]real[/i] RedCream.

Honestly I don't give a crap how it looks, though. It's just a "niggers" sign and this isn't /sjis/ or /vip/. However, your spazzy reactions to everything are hilarious, so thanks nonetheless.

>>45
I DO NOT HAVE SPAZZY REACTIONS TO EVERYTHING, YOU UNBELIEVABLE FUCKIN' ASSGOBBLIN' SHITBAGGOT!

>>37
i herd u laek mudkipz?!

>>45
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!

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>>49
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!

p.s 50GET

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