All the fucking noise my neighbors make. I swear to God, every single house around here is having a fucking party with lots of loud fireworks, hooting, screaming, and it's almost 10 PM. I want to fucking sleep!
But, hey, the 4th is almost here. Time to party...
Here's the rundown, I'll bet you've had to live by people like this before:
The Cult - This family has a million fucking people in it, and you NEVER EVER see them. They don't make a sound either, apparently except for today. How do you get 11 people into a 2-bedroom apartment? And why do the kids play basketball at 10 at fucking night? That ceaseless bouncing is so fucking irritating. The father figure in the house looks just like that crazy fuck in the news who killed his kids (the dude with the dreadlocks) too which only adds to the weirdness.
White Trash - Bunch of fucking hicks, no shirts, coverted in tattoos listening to rap music as loud as humanly possible. If these people don't spend the rest of their life in prison I'll be surprised. Every week there's a loud screaming match OUTSIDE the house for everyone to hear (mostly about who stole who's weed; this is their near monthly argument). Fucks like this discredit white people everywhere. One of them is a fucking wifebeater too, I guess that makes him a real man because he can pound his tiny 90 lb. spouse into the wall.
Late Night Special - Seemingly normal neighbors except for when they drink, and then they are stomping, screaming, and slamming everything in their house. The resulting noise goes on for all hours. And when I get my paper next morning it will be the same fucking normal howdy-do as if nobody noticed the tirade last night. Of course the the 4th is a great excuse to get plastered.
Braceros - Like that Mariachi music? How about every hour of every day? Any fucking holiday is an excuse to crank up the volume. In addition you've got every single fucking person in their extended family rotating through the building, apparently nobody has any permanent residence. No I won't buy any fucking strawberries, sell that shit somewhere else or get a real job.
Rock n' Rollers - Four dumb young white people who practice in the garage all fucking day. Loud, shitty wannabe Linkin Park music. They don't work, don't go to college, and apparently their fucktard parents (whom they live with) don't care that they are a nuisance. I can see these fucks flipping burgers with dashed hopes of being famous stars 20 years from now.
This neighborhood is going to the fucking dogs. I should have realised that, once they started putting up billboards in Spanish for beer and added all the poor people hangouts like 'Labor Ready' and 'Big Lots!'. I think the most 'high-end' store that's left in a radius of several miles is Radio Shack, that's how fucking lame this dump is.
Just so I don't think God has it out for me, for fuck's sake share your shitty experiences so I don't have to feel like the only one who's suffering.
I NEED FUCKING SLEEP!
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Anonymous2005-07-03 1:36
2GET
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Anonymous2005-07-03 2:04
Grouchy old people.
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Anonymous2005-07-03 2:38
i didnt read any of your post but the subject line and i can sum it all up for you right here: bust out your grill, make some food, drink some beer, go to bed. add fireworks if desired.
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Anonymous2005-07-03 2:43
Yes, fireworks. Food for the pyromaniac, the part of us that wants to live on the edge and, as citizens, blow the fuck out of our faces possibly, if we want to take the rist.
I love fireworks. Anyone who says they shoudl be banned is a statist government control freak.
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Anonymous2005-07-03 3:17
THEY ARE BANNED YOU IDIOT
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Anonymous2005-07-03 4:25
see the emphasis was supposed to be on the 'ARE' there
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Anonymous2005-07-03 10:57
/begin rant/
Well it fucking rains here 3 outta 5 years. It's probably gonna rain this year. My cousin, normally a reasonable person, insists I go with him and 30 thousand other people to Poison Park (there's a sign in the toddlers play area that says "Do not let children eat dirt") to stand in the drizzle and watch fireworks through the mist. Plus the swarms of cops in full SWAT attire. And the media whores, starting with the geezers from the "classic rock" station through the "If it Bleeds--It Leads" shmucks of local TV. Fuckin' traffic there and back.
Sarte' was friggin right: Hell IS other people.
But that's not the worst of it--it's also my fuckin birthday.
/end rant/
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Anonymous2005-07-03 14:10
No they aren't. In your fag state maybe but not in mine.
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Anonymous2005-07-03 17:12
Only in Amerika things get as lame as to have people discussing whether fireworks should be/are banned or not.
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Anonymous2005-07-04 0:29
>>10 so what you're for or against people blowing the shit out of things?
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Anonymous2005-07-04 4:57
blowing stuff? good idea. Let's get some fanatics to do suicide bombings.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy