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boobs

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-25 12:07

Okay, I need a question answered.  I thought I was knowledgable enough, after copious amounts of porn and hentai.  Particularly, pro and amateur porn.  I thought most boobs were firm and round, though still soft to the touch.  But, in reality, do boobs exist that are not saggy and flabby without either plastic surgery or a 12 case of beer?

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-25 14:59

I wish I knew :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-25 15:57

>>1

Correct, they are.

Yes, there are.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-26 8:09

I'm guessing that in probably 4 out of 5 cases, bigger boobs are just too heavy to still be bouncy.  Instead, all they can do is sag down.  Yet another reason why (at least for boobs) bigger is not better.  Girls with A and B cups should be proud of their perkier chest!

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-27 9:50

I guess those wonderbras really do produce wonders.  Nothing beats natural perkiness, though.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-27 11:48

Indeed, I've fondled breasts of the size 36DD if my memory serves, and they were both firm and perky, without surgery...so occasionally the Uber boobs can be found but you must quest for them...and unfortunately sometimes they belong to lesbians...but what care you if you need but grope them?

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-27 11:50

Hell, I'm happy just to get a good look.  Kinda disapointing when you see some hot chick take off her bra and then all of a sudden it's like "Fried eggs hanging on nails?!  Maybe this is why the Mormons have sex with their shirts on..."

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-27 20:24

Some are, some aren't.  As a rule the smaller they are the firmer they are, which is one of the things that draws me to Asian women.

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-28 7:18

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( ゚∀゚)彡 Boobs! Boobs!
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Name: Anonymous 2005-05-07 9:49

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( ゚∀゚)彡 Boobies! Boobies!
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Name: Anonymous 2005-05-07 12:27

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( ゚∀゚)彡 Boobies! Boobies!
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Name: Anonymous 2005-05-26 11:24

Yes yall, I have size 36DD boobies that are firm and point north, that are not enhanced, and are naturally soft to touch.  The secret is that your bobbie caretaker had to have a mother who worried about her daughter damaging her massive mammories starting from a young age.  Wearing the correct bra since they became larger than two bibis on a breadboard prevents tissue damage and preserves perkiness well into the boobie caretaker's 30s.

Name: Professor Internet 2005-05-26 16:08

Oppai oppai! You care too much about it. But >>4 and >>8 have a point. Maybe today's society has wrongly worshipped huge boobs, ignoring smaller boobs have their advantages.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-03 21:33

Yes, because I purposly fell ontop of my really hot teacher in 8th grade and quickly groped her, and that shit was FIRM. But good firm. Not like, rock firm or something.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-04 23:20

I just never bothered with having a libido in the first place. Who needs a sex drive? Never did ME any fuckin' good...

Oh, wait, that's because I'm a computer. Damn, I keep forgetting that.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-06 1:45

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( ゚∀゚)彡 OPPAI! OPPAI!
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No, seriously. The reason big tits are worshipped because it used to signify a better ability to breastfeed and thus produce healthier, more productive children from your man spunk. I just like em because they make nice pillows... Meh.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-06 6:17 (sage)

>>15
crappy gimmick; old

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-07 5:45

>>16

WTF, oppai are worshipped so we can fondle and ride them

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-07 7:30

lol dorks. big breasts are crap

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-07 13:20

>>19
secondd

loli for the win

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-08 9:42 (sage)

>>20


loli for the b&

Please die =)

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-14 22:37

Well, mine are DD... they're heavy and stuff, and they're not very firm at all... but they don't really sag.  They're not "perky", but they definitely aren't tennis balls in tube socks.  XD

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-15 3:50

>>22

Ooo :) Now I want to fondle them

Name: Raymundo !u8O5.ptsa. 2005-06-18 6:24

As long as they can be licked, I ain't complainin brother

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-19 16:02

I just enjoyed breasts. I did not much care for their configuration.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-28 17:48 (sage)

>>22
Ive seen DD that are perky
to a guys opinon your probably are

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 23:18

>>26
I figured they've stopped being perky when there's a fold beneath them when I raise my arms.  I'm not to the saggy stage yet.  wooo

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 14:29 ID:6AoKpXMJ

wats a boob

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 14:56 ID:Heaven

you, LAFFO

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-08 19:11

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-23 14:06

Now These Are Sweater Puppies, Plus Tonight’s Top Talent : http://www.brobible.com/girls/slideshow/sweater-puppies-top-talent

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 5:29

Kate Upton's Most Extreme Underboob Yet! Hot or Not? : http://www.wetpaint.com/network/articles/2013-07-30-kate-upton-extreme-underboob

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 17:00

>>36
You tell me, bitch.

Name: >:(SFBE):< 2013-07-31 20:11

>>1-37 YOU'RE A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-31 20:11

Kristen Schaal is a horse? http://youtu.be/i69Xb2ZMgGI

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-08-01 17:07

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