i'll never forgive you assholes for chasing that adorable girl away. you are all horrible, disgusting people and i hope there's a god and he makes you suffer in hell.
i'll never again be able to fall asleep without thinking of her warm cute smiling face. you have ruined my life completely, all i do all day now is think stuff up to post about her on trolltalk to get people to talk with me about her BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT
I AM GOING MAD I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE. IF I EVER SEE SOMEONE MENTION 4CHAN IN REAL LIFE I'LL FUCKING BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH MY BELT; EVENTUALLY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
shit i thought posting this here would make me feel better, but now it's only worse. i don't think this can go on i've already cried twice today and each time i breath in i get the mental image of me holding her hand laughing with her and then i breath out and it's all gone
i'm going to take some sleeping pills now and tomorrow i'm going to throw myself before some speeding truck (plenty of those here in the morning) whats the point i'm obviously never going to find her i might as well end it
I don't think it's worth killing yourself over though.
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Anonymous2005-03-25 0:38 (sage)
fucking attention whores. i hope you do a murder suicide pact with this hoebag. I dream of a bitch free future full of manliness and no emotions (other than mad and happy). There won't be any more stupid bitches and their "aren't these shoes cute?" and "oh pay attention to me pls" and "not right now, i'm on my period" etc. etc. There will also lots of buttsex. Kill 10 females (hookers are easy) if you want to bring about this glorious new future.
i demand an explanation for this event that has just occured.
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Anonymous2005-03-25 1:41
i demand an explanation for this event that has just occured.
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Kitchen Gourmet2005-03-25 8:01
You think YOU feel bad? What about the idiot who married her?
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Anonymous2005-03-25 8:02
i do, too.
But I'll guess. A female actually made an appearance on 4chan. Fanboys started hitting on her and asking y helo thar butsecks? Instead of stopping posting she actually ignored the lecherous remarks in hopes of actually joining in on the fun. So with all the attention she was getting, she actually posted some pictures at the request of others. Then some loser who -- to his credit -- actually realizes he will never make sweet love to her or Rei Ayanami, decides to take out his frustrations of sexual desire on this poor girl herself. Having the metality of a parapaligic dog, tons of other losers go along with the gang mentality. Since they can blame her for being a "tease," they gang up on her verbally, since it's the closest they'll come to gang banging her.
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Anonymous2005-03-25 8:04 (sage)
hay guys guess what
cracky-chan is one of the largest /b/ pranks ever and you guys fell for it hook, line and sinker
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Anonymous2005-03-25 8:05
cracky just now left?
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Seven!OSsxleZbyI2005-03-25 8:06 (sage)
Seriously, did she even post the pictures herself?
Oh... And cheer up emo kid. Maybe listen to some Linkin Park. Maybe even sitting down and having a nice cup of shut the fuck up.
Unless she's a cam whore or somebody's girlfriend/sister/whatever, how did the "sup 4chan" pen writing get on her hand? Dont tell me photoshop got that good!
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Anonymous2005-03-27 2:57
Unless she's a cam whore or somebody's girlfriend/sister/whatever, how did the "sup 4chan" pen writing get on her hand? Dont tell me photoshop got that good!
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Anonymous2005-03-27 8:37
You have all been trolled by a SA fag who took photos of his sister.
>>45
Impossible, nobody living within 100km of W.T. Snacks has such a nice smile.
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Anonymous2005-03-28 15:15
Maybe some guy got the girl to write the 4chan stuff on her hand even though she had no idea what she was getting into.
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Anonymous2005-03-30 14:05
she posts on a different chan now
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Anonymous2005-03-31 3:38
omg what
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Anonymous2005-03-31 3:42
um, i mean where not what.
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Anonymous2005-04-01 3:15
Imagi-chan! (Cue Obnoxious Sponge-Bob Clip)
Actually i have no idea
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Anonymous2005-04-01 14:15
the lilies wither
when winter comes nigh, 4chan
Cracky-Chan has gone
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Anonymous2005-04-01 14:39
Noooooooo I want my Cracky-chan WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER.. it even says so in the bible and all :-(
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The Red Barron2005-04-01 16:58
I never even saw Cracky chan after the first day, LOL, is she really gone? Who cares, she'll be back, 4chan is too much fun, she'll change her name abet.
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Anonymous2005-04-01 18:18
Get with the times, guys. Era is the wave of the future.
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Anonymous2005-04-01 18:46
"Cracky" has never even seen 4chan, she doesnt even know any of you exist, "sup 4chan" written on her hand was shopped on. SHE HAS NEVER HEARD OF 4CHAN!
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Anonymous2005-04-02 1:38
where did they find _several_ pictures of her holding her palm to the camera to shop "sup 4chan" on then?
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Anonymous2005-04-02 1:40
>>57
God damn you're gullible, have you ever heard of waving? Or posing? Stupid.
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OmegaZero2005-04-02 7:51
lala~ Does any of it even matter? She was another hot chick and let's none of us pretend she meant everything to us.
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Anonymous2005-04-05 0:55
She means a lot to me. I keep thinking about her, can't help it :dunno:
I really wish I knew who she was
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Anonymous2005-04-05 2:45
>>60
Well she's dead now. Killed herself. Gonna go find her corpse and fuck it now?
Ribble ti tibble ti ting ting ting
I'll get a job and buy 'er a ring
when I get me mitts on her jiggly tits
ribble ti tibble ti ting ting ting
ribble ti tibble I just wanter fiddle
fiddle with 'er ting ting ting
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Anonymous2005-04-22 11:54
what about hipster-chan?
^.^
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Anonymous2005-04-25 8:49
She's not as cuddly as Cracky-chan
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Anonymous2005-05-06 9:55
クラキーちゃん！！！
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Anonymous2005-05-06 17:34
I was the guy up there that said Era was the wave of the future. I take it back.
You people need to stop your fucking whining.
This is /b/, one of the few places I can go to avoid these damn conversations in which everyone is eager to state their opinion in mistaken hopes of someone actually caring.
S T F U and let me enjoy my /b/
jeez people, women make up more than half of the world's population. Why don't you get off 4chan and go meet some of them? There are pleanty of cute girls in the world.
I remember when I used to masturbate over her pics. I miss those days.
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Anonymous2006-10-17 0:50
Cracky-Chan is very pretty!!!
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Anonymous2006-10-17 1:58
Hmm, it's been a long time since I masturbated to Cracky. I should put that on my to-do list.
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Anonymous2006-10-17 7:18
You know it's really true that /b/ was funner with Cracky. I've made thorough examinations of every camwhore since, and none have ever been as cute. (Don't mention that Rabbit-chan shit... she sucks.) Though there've been a couple really cool and sexy ones that disappeared after one thread with just a handful of nudes.
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Anonymous2006-10-17 13:47
IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!
At 9PM EST tonight, I am going to masturbate to pictures of Cracky-chan. I encourage any interested parties to do the same. TONIGHT, 9PM, everyone masturbate to pictures of Cracky-chan! Spread the word throughout the Internets; let's see how many people we can get simultaniously masturbating to pictures of Cracky-chan. Think of it as a "flash mob" or something. Or ultra-long-distance Bukkake with Cracky in the middle.
The important thing to remember is to masturbate to pictures of Cracky-chan at 9PM EST tonight, and convince as many people as you can to do the same! (If we could get some girls to participate too, that'd be really hot.)
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Anonymous2006-10-17 13:54
If someone could get hold of Cracky herself (I know some of the stalkers made contact earlier this year) and convince her to participate, that would be premium. She could masturbate to pictures of herself... or I guess it would be easier for her to just use a mirror or something. At least let her know the event will be going on.
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Anonymous2006-10-17 21:47
Hahahahh
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Anonymous2006-10-18 1:18
I did it. I came to Cracky
Did you chip in for humanity?
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Anonymous2006-10-18 2:01
I came.
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Anonymous2006-10-18 2:12
i came 4 times and the 4th time only air came up ;_;
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Anonymous2006-10-18 16:07
That happens to me sometimes but I think it's painful when it happens.
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Anonymous2006-10-18 18:01
Cracky-chan is the most beautiful human.
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Anonymous2006-10-19 13:41
YES!
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cracky-kun2006-10-19 17:16
title : cracky wants 4chan
hello, i'm cracky-chans brother. she still loved 4chan, she said that if only there are 1000000 petition to show that there are actually people who care for her then she might come back.
>>118 is 400 pound basement dwelling creep who likes internet whores
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Anonymous2007-01-01 15:05
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
I love Cracky-chan.
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Anonymous2007-01-01 16:51
Wtf. I google Cracky-Chan, and she was just some girl who cosplays anime chicks. big deal? You need a real girl, NOW.
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Anonymous2007-01-01 20:23
Cracky-chan is the greatest human.
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Anonymous2007-01-01 20:26
pics plx
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Anonymous2007-01-01 20:33
If you don't have them by now you probably don't deserve them.
combine witht he trendpedia archive for maximum cracky (including topless)
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THUNK2007-01-02 0:35
This of a nature similar to childporns. Age?
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THUNK2007-01-02 6:24
i liek mudkips and a spork up your ass HEEEHEEE
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Anonymous2007-01-02 9:09
>>134 Shut up you ignorant faggot. There is nothing pornographic in any of these pictures. Nudity alone isn't pornographic; it has to be sexually explicit in order to cross into the territory of pornography. You are a fucking retard; you are a coward and your family has no honor.
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Anonymous2007-01-02 15:51
Question, who is cracky?,,, by the thread i assume some 'cute female on 4chan, but ive seen no picks. WHAR! WHAR!
I downloaded these pics yesterday, and just got around to looking at them. She seems like an amazing person, and I hope that I can one day meet her, or someone of like mind.
>>153 I call dibs on her right buttock. You will have to settle for the left.
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Anonymous2007-01-14 9:49
Can anyone give me the full story on why she left?
Did she actually kill herself, or did she just get sick of you lame ass mofos saying WHY HELOOOO THAR BUTTSECKS?
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Anonymous2007-01-14 19:30
>>155
She had too much free buttsex. I mean, no girl would willingly go when the guys love her so much. It's easy to ignore the assholes when you have hundreds of adoring fans.
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Christopher Logan Hanssen2007-08-07 6:32 ID:FY1RLhZL
>>156
I am geting sick and tiard of your constant rudeness and lack of moral in your postings, they are always about something dirty or else they contain rude and inapropriate langwidge. I am disgustid by it and am reporting this incidant and many others like it to the 4chan authoritys. Good day.
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Anonymous2009-05-31 21:57
This thread made me erect
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Anonymous2010-03-02 22:38
What is this because I do not even know what this is.
>>171
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>172
Do not post Last Measure links in Cracky threads.
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>173
Do not sage Cracky threads.
>>175
Do not post Last Measure links in Cracky threads.
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>176
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>177
Acceptable. >>178
Do not post Last Measure links in Cracky threads.
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>179
Do not sage Cracky threads.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 10:52
Do not post Last Measure links in Cracky threads.
Proof?
Ping request could not find host http://tr.im/kimmoa. Please check the name and
try again.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 17:15
This thread just further demonstrates the fact that we need to put all emos and weaboos of the world into a semi-large room with no windows or doors and, via cameras, watch them all die slowly in each others' feces.
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Anonymous2010-03-07 14:31
>>181
Do not post Last Measure links in Cracky threads.
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Anonymous2010-03-08 12:49
She is cute, that is why she is called Cracky-chan.
You miss the point.
The girl behind Cracky is gone. She does what she does. Good for her.
Cracky on the other hand is eternal.
Like a young Morrison.
Or a young Kate Bush.
She is now an icon.
Time has no grip on Godesses
Avatars come and go
Their imprints are eternal
Who knows the age of Sidharta
Who cares
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Anonymous2010-03-16 1:19
So you have a small budgie, and you feed him seeds every day. Then you notice that you have a bigger budgie. Conclusion: the seeds turned into more budgie
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Anonymous2010-03-16 1:52
>>188,190
How many years has it been? You really need to let this go
>>191
And if you plant a budgie, it will grow into a budgie tree
How are things in the Crackyjerk? I quit because I recognized that associating with such fundamentally damaged people so beneath my station was a self-destructive habit. But sometimes I miss them.
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Anonymous2010-03-18 18:44
>>202
I dunno it's been a long time since she posted to 4chan. I wonder what she has been up to these last five years?
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Anonymous2010-03-18 19:14
>>203
she died of her crack adiction 2 years ago, i know because i sold her body.
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Anonymous2010-03-18 19:36
>>204
If something bad actually happened to her I would feel sad. :(
I think the last heard from her was when she got bounceme closed. That was one or two years ago now. Every few months I'll get an urge to check up on the latest, checking for new drama and lurking the current crackyboards. Those places are... interesting.
Cracky destroyed my life and I am too weak to take appropriate revenge.
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>>240
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>241
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>243
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>245
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>246
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>247
Do not sage Cracky threads.
>>265
Do not sage Cracky threads. >>266
gb2.71 >>269
Do not sage Cracky threads.
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Bep2010-07-13 0:17
IS SHE DEAD???? HOW WILL WE EVER KNOW???
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Anonymous2010-07-13 3:51
I was always the guy who preferred Rabbit-chan.
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Anonymous2010-12-22 15:27
CRACKY BUMP
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Anonymous2010-12-22 16:08
She's ugly.
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Alpha Male!KBgk.53lJg2010-12-22 17:01
I have to laugh when mindless, droning affection like OP's own materialise, and on the internet nonetheless. Woman are not meant to be admired. She is the creature whose purpose is male reception, a simple passing of current male genetic information.
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Anonymous2010-12-23 0:32
what's her favoiurtie pokeyman
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Anonymous2010-12-23 0:54
WITH THE CRACKING AND THE CHONG AND THE WRAAH WRAAH WRAAH
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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It's 2012, and what is this. Also, it's not necessarily emo to cry yourself to sleep at night. I do it, and I'm not emo. It really sucks, after so long of not giving a shit about cracky I come across one of her pics by chance, and I cry myself to sleep every night. Also, what's the latest cracky incident you guys know about?
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Anonymous2012-07-27 7:06
Actually I don't cry myself to sleep EVERY night. Only sometimes. No, actually when I look at her pics I subconsciously mumble how beautiful she is and cry without being sad, or I contemplate how the fuck I find her to be so attractive sometimes. But other times her pure cuteness just makes me cry, cause she's so dam cute, especially in some of her newer pics.
Let's give this thread an age for posterity hilarity.
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Anonymous2013-02-14 18:47
Turning my wine bottles
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Anonymous2013-02-14 18:49
lel cracky-chan
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Anonymous2013-02-20 18:41
CONDRACKY CHAN
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Anonymous2013-05-10 11:47
Do not bump cracky threads
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Anonymous2013-05-10 12:09
She made it to TV stardom. Her 15 seconds of fame have burned out. Oh, wait. OP is 2005. FUCK YOU 2005. You caused the recession because of your obsession with Crack-whores.