Caught Masturbating?

How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(

I got caught just the once. Few nights ago. I have no damn lock and I busted up the hinges on my door, which gets annoying when it's windy out, thing falls over all the time.
Anyways I was sat there doing my stuff (computer is mine, and in my room), mother was just going to bed, sticks her head in the door to say goodnight, DOESN'T WALK AWAY. She just fucking stood there while I shreiked and desperately hid myself while screaming at her to "GET THE FUCK OUT".

Some people need to learn to knock. And WALK AWAY when they see something like that.

>> 27/30
On that topic, I tend to just sometimes use anything lying to hand. Drumsticks, pens, even action figures' limbs o_<
And fingers of course :D