How many times have your parents caught you masturbating? My mother has walked in on me twice... :(
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Anonymous2005-03-19 20:36 (sage)
From the INTERNET:
"there is all this dried jizz around my computer on the floor, chair and drawer near it and my family uses this computer and i am too lazy to clean up the jizz. I try to mop up most w/ a paper towel when I bust, but sometimes I miss some"