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shooting versus oozing

Name: Weenie 2005-03-01 2:19

When you splooge, do you shoot or ooze? I am dying to know.

Name: LILJOHN 2005-03-01 2:50

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Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 4:22

Depends. If it was good, I shoot. Try abstinence for a few days, does wonders while the serotonine chambers in your head reload.

Or start with LSD, same difference.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-01 22:07

ooze. but then again I do it like 5 times a day.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-02 12:05

>>3

agreed. i generally shoot if i'm not by myself (read: if my girlfriend "helps out" *wink wink*), but when i'm porning it up, i ooze. cuz porn sux.

Name: QTix 2005-03-04 5:01

>>3 Serotonin?  What's the link between ejaculatory force and seretonin?

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 13:02

>>6 , the chemical (a drug, really) your brain sets free during orgasm. LSD releases all of it at once, and it needs much longer to rebuild than after an orgasm. The effect is like a day long, though.

Or so I heared. In Sweden. While camping with some crazy folk.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-04 20:06

>>7

All that is made up/exaggerated crap made to glorify drugs by saying they're even natural. Fuck that.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-06 9:31

Well they need to have natural effects to react with a human beeing.

Plastic is made of Oil is made of rotten plankton. Everything is natural.

I still largeley prefer orgasms.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 22:01

Depends how long I've been jerking. If I'm just trying to do it quick, ooze, but if I build it up for an hour or so, shoot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 22:06

I once shot my load so far, it went around the world and penetrated my anus!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 22:11

I always shoot. But if I build up for a long time I shoot really high, or if I just don't stroke it for several days.

Speaking of which, I haven't had the opportunity to give it a go since I went to College orientation and am now on a family vacation.
When I get home I'll hit the cieling.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 22:14

You guys are despisable. do you shot it up into the air and then watch it rain all over your face? How is that any different from bukakke? You sick fucks.


/signeed by yours truly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 22:36

>>12
Get it on camera so you can show us. :D

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 22:39

>>12
Are you circumsized or uncircumsized? Does it even make a difference?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 22:50

I'm an oozer loser. :(

Actually, I do shoot a little at first but then it oozes from there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 22:58

gross, you guys are disgusting and sick FREAKS

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-03 23:18

>>17
TITS or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 4:57

ooze, what the hell?  see a doctor

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 5:00

I bet the uglier you are, the farther you can shoot, so you can pass your ugly genes from accross the room

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 11:57

>>17
GOD HOW DO YOU KNOW IF I AM MALE OR FEMALE??

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 12:25

>>21
____ OR ____

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 15:23

WHEN I COME, IT SHOOTS ACROSS THE EARTH AND INTO SPACE.  TRUE STORY.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 17:17

>>23
we care. and we beleive you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 20:45

when i shoot it goes
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 20:55

>>21
Uhh... Did you mean to quote #18?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 21:27

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 21:56

>>30
This kopipe is distorted and unpure! We must eradicate the untersymbol!

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 3:54

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fixed it

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 3:55

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nope wait

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maybe now

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 3:57

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as good as it gets

maybe one should use code tags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 14:28

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Name: Sgt.Kabu彶컘kimanꆉ㫔 2012-05-25 12:29

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