/b/ - the Adventure

Inspired by SMAP. Sorry for any errors, been a long time since i did something like this. continued from /b/, here is the text dump, I fixed a few errors while copying the textdump, also added the mailbox to the overview because i had a idea about it:


C:\>_
C:\>CD B
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &/b/
You are in front of a big door that has the Letters 4CHAN encarved into it, as you try to enter it you find the door locked.
INPUT:_
INPUT:sega_
You fail to lower the post.
INPUT:_
INPUT:harbl
You seem to have said a magical keyword. Without any noise, the door swings open.
INPUT:_
INPUT:DO A BARREL ROLL!
BARREL ROLL is not a thing you can DO. Use OPTIONS to list your abilitys.
INPUT:_
INPUT:options_
Your current OPTIONS are: SAVE LOAD INVENTORY CHECK GO LOOK DO OPEN SPEAK GIVE TAKE PUT PULL PUSH MOVE USE EXIT
INPUT:_
INPUT:    OH YEAH
Nobody can hear you screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT:fap_
You must have a penis to fap. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT:take welder
There is no welder near you.
INPUT:_
INPUT:look_
You look around. You are still in front of the now open wooden door with the letters 4CHAN on it that leads to the Castle of Lord moot and his proconsul W.T. Snacks. As you look to the horizont, you see the blackened evening sky. Grass is all around you, and to the left of the door is a small bush. To the right of the door is a mailbox.
INPUT:_
INPUT:EXIT_
Doing auto-save....... done.

Thanks for playing /b/ - the Adventure!
C:\B\>_
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &
/b/

Loading last savegame.... done.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET YE FLASK
Nobody hears you screaming.

HINT: commands that are completly unknown are interpreted as saying/screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT: OPEN MAILBOX_
You open the mailbox of Lord moot & W.T. Snacks. You find: 200 "I will kill you"-Mails, 500 "Unban me plskthxbye" Mails, 1200 "We will sue you"-Mails & One Parcel.
INPUT:_
INPUT: ENLARGE PENIS NOW
You must have a penis to enlarge it. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET PARCEL
You put the parcel into your inventory and put the other mails back into the mailbox since they are useless spam.
INPUT:_
INPUT: open parcel
You open the parcel. While you open the parcel you notice that it has been sent by ACME. You find a quickstart guide for the Internet in it and a 56k Modem.
INPUT:_
INPUT: IDSPISPOPD
Nobody hears your screaming.
INPUT:_

INPUT: XYZZY
INPUT: PLUGH

INPUT: PULL CHEST

INPUT: GO STAIRWAYDOOR

INPUT: EAT W SHAPED BLOSSOM
INPUT: PUT ENERGYSWORD IN COCKMONGLER'S MOUTH

>>41
Nobody hears you screaming.
INPUT:_
Nobody hears you screaming.
INPUT:_
>>42
You try to pull one of the chests away, but it is much to heavy.
INPUT:_
>>43
You try to open the door behind the stairway, but it seems to be locked. Maybe there is a key somewhere in this castle.
INPUT:_
>>44
Nobody hears you screaming.
INPUT:_
You try to put your energysword into the mouth of the cockmongler statue, but it doesn't fit.
INPUT:_

INPUT: NI
INPUT: FROTZ GRUE

INPUT: ARRR UMMM NUMM NUMM

INPUT: ARRR UMMM NUMM NUMM

Um... whoops.

input: goto not4chan gate; say "Banned"

INPUT: IS THIS LOLI?
INPUT: GB2/L

INPUT: CALL TAOC TEH WODNER DOUGH

INPUT: paste cockmongler on all *.*
You need a Photoshop to do that
INPUT: /r cockmongler plz
You request cockmongler plz

(i was on vacation. sorry.)
>>46
Nobody hears you screaming.
INPUT:_
Nobody hears you screaming.
INPUT:_
>>47
Nobody hears you screaming.
INPUT:_
>>48
Nobody hears you screaming.
INPUT:_
>>49
(shut up.)
>>50
You move outside and say "Banned" in front of the not4chan door. The Voice answers you: "This is not the correct passcode.".
INPUT:_
>>51
Nobody hears you screaming.
INPUT:_
Nobody hears you screaming.
>>52
Nobody hears you screaming.
>>53
(shut up.)

INPUT: harbl

INPUT:SAY NIGGERS

INPUT: LOOK AROUND

INPUT: GO CASTLE, GO RIGHT

INPUT: SAY GNAA

INPUT: MONGLE COCK

INPUT: I WANT ADVENTURE IN A GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE YOU BASTARD

INPUT TT_TT

(remember kids: don't use old analog multimeters when trying to rewire your house. get digital ones.)
>>55
Nobody hears you screaming.
>>56
Nobody hears you screaming.
>>57
You look around. You are still in front of the now open wooden door with the letters 4CHAN on it that leads to the Castle of Lord moot and his proconsul W.T. Snacks. As you look to the horizont, you see the blackened evening sky. Grass is all around you, and to the left of the door is a small bush that has been hiding the not4chan door. To the right of the big door is a mailbox.
>>58
You move into the castle again.
You try to go trought the door on the right side, but it appears to be locked.
>>59
Nobody hears you screaming.
>>60
Nobody hears you screaming.
>>61
Nobody hears you screaming.

INPUT: HINT

You see a dangerous bat.
INPUT: Use cockmongler on bat's cock

>>64
(shut up.)

>>63
HINT: Try all the doors.
INPUT:_
>>64
(>>65 said all that has to be said. :D)

INPUT: OPEN STAIRWAYDOOR; USE ROPE

INPUT: GO LEFT

INPUT: GO GO GO!

INPUT: KILL SELF WITH SWORD

INPUT: TAKE ALL
INPUT: SCREAM AT NOBODY
INPUT: ATTACK NOBODY WITH LARGE BLADE
INPUT: SHOOT THE METROID

Where the hell is the narrator?

INPUT: Get Sage

* You Immediatly feel less relevant *

INPUT: SAGE

INPUT: HURR HURR MASH BUTTONS

(i'm done with this. i'll finish it now. if anybody wants to continue it, feel free to do so.)
>>75
You won the game. Bye, and thanks for playing /b/.

INPUT: OH NOES

INPUT: YOU BASTARD

INPUT: LOL BOSNIAN NARRATOR

INPUT:ERROR:STACK OVERFLOW