/b/ - the Adventure

Inspired by SMAP. Sorry for any errors, been a long time since i did something like this. continued from /b/, here is the text dump, I fixed a few errors while copying the textdump, also added the mailbox to the overview because i had a idea about it:


C:\>_
C:\>CD B
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &/b/
You are in front of a big door that has the Letters 4CHAN encarved into it, as you try to enter it you find the door locked.
INPUT:_
INPUT:sega_
You fail to lower the post.
INPUT:_
INPUT:harbl
You seem to have said a magical keyword. Without any noise, the door swings open.
INPUT:_
INPUT:DO A BARREL ROLL!
BARREL ROLL is not a thing you can DO. Use OPTIONS to list your abilitys.
INPUT:_
INPUT:options_
Your current OPTIONS are: SAVE LOAD INVENTORY CHECK GO LOOK DO OPEN SPEAK GIVE TAKE PUT PULL PUSH MOVE USE EXIT
INPUT:_
INPUT:    OH YEAH
Nobody can hear you screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT:fap_
You must have a penis to fap. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT:take welder
There is no welder near you.
INPUT:_
INPUT:look_
You look around. You are still in front of the now open wooden door with the letters 4CHAN on it that leads to the Castle of Lord moot and his proconsul W.T. Snacks. As you look to the horizont, you see the blackened evening sky. Grass is all around you, and to the left of the door is a small bush. To the right of the door is a mailbox.
INPUT:_
INPUT:EXIT_
Doing auto-save....... done.

Thanks for playing /b/ - the Adventure!
C:\B\>_
C:\B\>BADVENT1.EXE
Loading SuperVGA/VESA Drivers...
VESA Drivers Copyright(c) by Video Electronics Standards Association
/b/ - The Adventure Copyleft 4chan, Anonymous &
/b/

Loading last savegame.... done.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET YE FLASK
Nobody hears you screaming.

HINT: commands that are completly unknown are interpreted as saying/screaming.
INPUT:_
INPUT: OPEN MAILBOX_
You open the mailbox of Lord moot & W.T. Snacks. You find: 200 "I will kill you"-Mails, 500 "Unban me plskthxbye" Mails, 1200 "We will sue you"-Mails & One Parcel.
INPUT:_
INPUT: ENLARGE PENIS NOW
You must have a penis to enlarge it. Since you play Anonymous, nobody knows your sex.
INPUT:_
INPUT: GET PARCEL
You put the parcel into your inventory and put the other mails back into the mailbox since they are useless spam.
INPUT:_
INPUT: open parcel
You open the parcel. While you open the parcel you notice that it has been sent by ACME. You find a quickstart guide for the Internet in it and a 56k Modem.
INPUT:_
INPUT: IDSPISPOPD
Nobody hears your screaming.
INPUT:_

INPUT: CALL TAOC TEH WODNER DOUGH