Not long after I put myself on that big old Goon map, another goon contacted me and we started talking. Long boring story short, we're planning to meet up tomorrow evening (New Year's Eve) for some partying. He asked if I'd buy alcohol for everyone (the actual purchasing, not out of my pocket), and I said yes, because I didn't see anything wrong with it. Kids gotta drink.
But then I was talking to a friend tonight about this plan, and they told me it's a very serious offense. I want to know if there's any real way I'd get caught, and if it's worth the risk.
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Anonymous2004-12-31 1:25 (sage)
you should go ask gbs.
or better yet, tcc.
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Anonymous2004-12-31 5:14
Not only is this a disturbing and pathetic subject to begin with, it doesn't even belong on this fucking site. Wouldn't it be more practical to post SA-related questions at the SA forums? Some of us would like to see the minimum possible amount of "goonery" for fear that the stupidity might become too much.
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Random Anonymous Fucktard2004-12-31 6:52
Advising someone how to commit a crime is also a crime.
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Anonymous2004-12-31 7:30 (sage)
"Advising someone how to commit a crime is also a crime." is not a crime.
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Anonymous2004-12-31 7:30
Let's commit criminal acts on world4ch.
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!DEEPjKeito2004-12-31 10:16
Let's commit suicide acts together on world4ch.
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Stan2004-12-31 13:21
I ended up paying 245 dollars for furnishing alcohol to minors, I'd say it isn't worth it.
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Anonymous2004-12-31 14:20
I ended up paying 10 dollars for getting access to an internet forum, I'd say it isn't worth it.
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Anonymous2004-12-31 15:00
I ended up paying 10 dollars for getting access to an internet forum, I'd say it's worth it.
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Anonymous2004-12-31 15:30
Nothing wrong with minors drinking alcohol as long as they do so responsibly. One of the reasons minors can't legally drink in the first place is that they're not considered physically capable to handle too much alcohol, or sensible enough to know what constitutes too much.
In countries other than America, such as the UK and France, it's legal for children to drink alcohol provided that they're accompanied by an adult. America's only really so hung up on alcohol for historical reasons, namely prohibition, which is also why your limit is 21 where it's 18 in the UK and I believe 16 in Germany for low-alcohol drinks such as cider.
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Anonymous2004-12-31 16:44 (sage)
America's only really so hung up on alcohol for hysterical reasons
fixed
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Anonymous2004-12-31 18:32 (sage)
I ended up paying 10 dollars for getting access to an internet forum, I'd say it was WORTH IT FOR THE FILE FORUMS ALONE, RITE GUYS?
WTF man i heard there were files on SA and i bought an account but they aren't there wtf!!!
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Anonymous2005-01-01 1:50
lol files
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THIS CATCHPHRASE IS BANNABLE2005-01-01 13:18
WHERE DA FILES AT?!
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Anonymous2005-01-01 14:40
BOOGA BOOGA
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Anonymous2006-06-09 0:36
lol sa. blowtax, 10 bux, etc, etc. you know the rest
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Anonymous2006-06-09 1:29
Hey man, don't buy alcohol for anyone. Not because it's wrong (which it isn't) but because people will try to leech off of you for eternity, expecting you to be the "buy alcohol" guy even if you swear you'll only do it once.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 2:58
take the money and flee to mexico
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Anonymous2006-06-09 3:06
lol wut?
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Anonymous2006-06-09 3:43
Don't buy alcohol for minors.
Buy alcohol and leave it a place where it can easily be "stolen"
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Anonymous2006-06-09 3:54 (sage)
Why is there a thread from 6 months ago still here?
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Anonymous2006-06-09 5:06
You should buy the alcohol, then stage a robbery infront of their eyes. Have a guy come out and punch you in the stomach and steal the booze just as you are approaching the goons. Make sure the robber is one of your pals. Then you split the shit and laugh at the foolish younglings.
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Anonymous2006-06-09 5:08 (sage)
Oh, and sage! The post date is all weird. ^.*
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Anonymous2006-06-09 6:22 (sage)
>>22 >>24 >>26
This thread is from....
31 Dec 2004: 00:41
"O'Doyle, I have a feeling your whole family's going down."
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Anonymous2006-06-09 18:23
yeah i was confused when he mentioned new years then i seen the date....2004
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Anonymous2009-08-12 20:15
I HA.T E wom en. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
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Anonymous2009-08-12 20:19
I HATE wwomen. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
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Anonymous2009-08-12 20:22
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
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Anonymous2009-08-13 10:43
I wonder how this story ended, they're probably old enough to buy it themselves by now.