STUPID AMERICUNTS

USA is the only “country” in the world to ban Kinder Eggs, since the fat bastard kids just shoved the whole fucking thing into their mouths and suffocated due to the plastic capsule.
AMERICA IS NOT A FUCKING COUNTRY
That’s right, dipshit! And you know it. America is not a fucking country. If you fail to see this, let me open your eyes:
1. The United States
That’s right motherfucker! It’s called the United States of America! That’s your shitty country! America, or the Americas, is North America and South America combined! STOP CALLING YOUR AIDS REGION AMERICA WHEN YOU ARE JUST ONE LITTLE SHIT PIECE OF AMERICA! IT’S LIKE CALLING THE FUCKING MIDDLE EAST EURASIA!
“What the fuck is he talking about, Middle East is not a country lol! What a faggot!” Well YOUR FACE because USA is just as much a country as the Middle East! Which means, it is fucking NOT. However, a much better comparsion is
2. Europe
That’s right fuckface. There is no fucking difference between Europe and USA. Europe consists of 50 countries with different laws. USA consists of 50 states with different laws. But the same flag. Both are 10.000.000 square kilometers. SO STOP SAYING WE CANT COMPARE THEM THEY ARE THE FUCKING SAME! And USA’s countries are called
3. States
The fucking states. They are just like fucking countries, explained earlier. Also, if you ask an “American” where he is from, he will not say “USA” or “America”, but the state he is from. If you ask a European where he is from, he will say the country. NOT THE FUCKING REGION OF THE COUNTRY! And have you noticed how you have 5 different time zones? Most normal countries have one time zone even if they actually cross several ones. Don’t blame this on your size, becasue CHINA IS ALSO CROSSING 5 FUCKING TIME ZONES BUT IT HAS THE SAME TIME ALL OVER! This is clear evidence the states are countries in disguise. Also, even if we assume I am wrong on all this
4. It’s not your country
FUCKING COLUMBUS! America, talking about the whole region now not your shitty united countries, belonged to the INDIANS! not because they where from India, but Columbus was so mindfucked he thought he was in India. Then he brought some friends, raped the whole fucking thing and killed all natives. Because
5. You are not Americans
Columbus brought his European friends and claimed the whole fuck. Most of them British. Then he imported loads of Niggers from Africa as slaves. Eventually they mixed, and the abomination that is known today as “American” was born. Also, did you read that part about Britain? You know, where England is? BECAUSE YOU SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH! YOU DON’T SPEAK AMERICAN! YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING NIGGER BRIT MIX THAT PRETENDS TO HAVE AN OWN IDENTITY! Besides
6. You didn’t even deserve a country
JUST LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING PIECE OF FAILURE SHIT! Your average IQ is 97 versus the global average 100 and European average 101. If you are dumb as fuck and know nothing about IQ, because yours is under 80, you might not think 3 or 4 points are very much. Well, THEY FUCKING ARE! And your obsession with FAT DISGUSTING SHIT THINGS. People are getting fat because of McDonald’s, and other junk food, not to mention sweets and snacks, thanks to you. Fried Mars bars and pancake & sausage with chocolate chip on a stick is NOT FUCKING NORMAL. It’s not even supposed to be edible! IT’S FUCKING GROSS, JUST LIKE YOUR FACE! USA is the only “country” in the world to ban Kinder Eggs, since the fat bastard kids just shoved the whole fucking thing into their mouths and suffocated due to the plastic capsule. And then you think you are SO FUCKING COOL? The Universe was created when someone popped your huge fucking goddamn ego bubble with a needle. Fucking
7. FUCK

Somewhere far across the vast and distant universe, one lone anon's jimmies rustle ever so violently.

Shut up.
 
Black keys !!

Get a load of this faggot. Deal with it, euroshit.

this is a great thread, but can you tell me why the kinder egg bit appears both as the first line and under section 6? please do some more research and publish your finished work as a book thanks in advance

us government sucks !!!!! they hide everything and do crazy shit.fuck us government!!

7 get

>>6
I AM KOREAN
SON OF BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS A PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN PIG IS DISGUSTING
OBAMA IS A MURDERER
FUCK USA

9 GET!

pigs americants

HEY KOREA
....who's keeping China from
RAPING your YELLOW RICE DICKZ?
U.S.A right?
STFU u cunt, now more S.korean
woman later give me happy ending at palor.

America may go down the toilet at
some point. however...everywhere besides
England, Germany, Norway, and with the
exception of a few other European cunts
will remain close. ASIA and India..
FUCK OFF

Shut up stupid man.

>>13
STFU YOU PIG DISGUSTING AMERICUNT I CAN GUARANTEE THAT YOU ARE FAT AD LAZY kekekekekeke

test

Who told Asia to fuck off? Do you count Russia as Asia? I heard some europeans do.

If I'd say, many Germans are as fat as Americunts are... Many brits are as dumb as americunts... and Norway? Where is that country? Never heard of.

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US citizens' Logic: Kinder eggs are banned because they are considered dangerous for fat kids. Guns are not banned since Kalashnikov, Automated guns and other weapons are far less dangerous for everyone.

No wonder you will be overtaken by us soon.

Test post from elinks.

Hello i wanted to ask you a question about english grammar:
Which one is correct between these?

Michael Jackson, who we all know, is coming to italy
Michael Jackson, we all know, is coming to italy

what about this?

the engine was working
the engine wich was working

i had a test at school where you had to put or omit if not necessary the who/which , so in the first case you HAD to put and in the second you not?
Am i right? Coz for doing that i had two point minus and im pretty angry about it and i would like to talk to the teacher to take my points back so, am i right?

>>23
#1: Michael Jackson, who we all know, is coming to Italy.

#2: It depends on what you're trying to say.
"The engine was working." This is a sentence by itself.
"The engine, which was working, ..." This is a sentence fragment. It needs a predicate.

What do you call someone from the United States?

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No need to be so mad op

A financial success in the virtual world is becoming a financial success and in the real world.
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I think OP is jealous he can't be American.

OP I think you are mad. Yeah some people in America are stupid, but not all of U.S.A. is bad.

usa is the strongest nation on the earth and its behavior isn't always ideal (political and economical pressure, wars). no wonder quite a few people don't like it (including me, why should i like it when condoleezza rice exists)

>>26
Hitler's entire crusade was set forth by Martin Luther himself, after getting thoroughly educated as a Catholic in his youth, and then furthering his education with reading Martin Luther's book "On the Jews and Their Lies," as explained by Julius Streicher, an Adolf Hitler admirer, and Nazi member since 1922, during the Nuremberg trials:

    "Dr. Martin Luther would very probably sit in my place in the defendants' dock today, if this book had been taken into consideration by the Prosecution. In the book 'The Jews and Their Lies,' Dr. Martin Luther writes that the Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them..."

As for Hitler, he has plenty of quotes, both before and during the Third Reich, which more than proves his justification for such savagery:

    "My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice... … And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly, it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people. And when I look on my people I see them work and work and toil and labor, and at the end of the week they have only for their wages wretchedness and misery. When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil, if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom today this poor people are plundered and exposed."

-[Adolf Hitler, in a speech on 12 April 1922 (Norman H. Baynes, ed. The Speeches of Adolf Hitler, April 1922-August 1939, Vol. 1 of 2, pp. 19-20, Oxford University Press, 1942)]

    "We are a people of different faiths, but we are one. Which faith conquers the other is not the question; rather, the question is whether Christianity stands or falls.... We tolerate no one in our ranks who attacks the ideas of Christianity... in fact our movement is Christian. We are filled with a desire for Catholics and Protestants to discover one another in the deep distress of our own people."

-[Adolf Hitler, in a speech in Passau, 27 October 1928, Bundesarchiv Berlin-Zehlendorf, [cited from Richard Steigmann-Gall's The Holy Reich] ]

    "The Catholic Church considered the Jews pestilent for fifteen hundred years, put them in ghettos, etc, because it recognized the Jews for what they were".... I recognize the representatives of this race as pestilent for the state and for the church and perhaps I am thereby doing Christianity a great service by pushing them out of schools and public functions."

-[Adolf Hitler, 26 April 1933, [cited from Richard Steigmann-Gall's The Holy Reich] ]

    "We are determined, as leaders of the nation, to fulfill as a national government the task which has been given to us, swearing fidelity only to God, our conscience, and our Volk.... This the national government will regard its first and foremost duty to restore the unity of spirit and purpose of our Volk. It will preserve and defend the foundations upon which the power of our nation rests. It will take Christianity, as the basis of our collective morality, and the family as the nucleus of our Volk and state, under its firm protection....May God Almighty take our work into his grace, give true form to our will, bless our insight, and endow us with the trust of our Volk."

-[Adolf Hitler, on 1 Feb. 1933, addressing the German nation as Chancellor for the first time, Volkischer Beobachter, 5 Aug. 1935, [cited from Richard Steigmann-Gall's The Holy Reich] ]

    "I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator."

-[Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf, pp. 46]

    "I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so"

-[Adolph Hitler, to Gen. Gerhard Engel, 1941]

    "…the personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew."

-[Adolf Hitler, "Mein Kampf", Vol. 1, Chapter 11]

(The idea of the devil/Jew relationship started with medieval anti-Jewish beliefs, based on interpretations from the Bible. Martin Luther, and teachers after him, continued this "tradition" up until the 20th century, which was where Hitler learned such ideas.)

    "We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out."

-[Adolf Hitler, speech in Berlin, October 24, 1933]

    "National Socialism neither opposes the Church nor is it anti-religious, but on the contrary, it stands on the ground of a real Christianity. The Church's interests cannot fail to coincide with ours alike in our fight against the symptoms of degeneracy in the world of today, in our fight against the Bolshevist culture, against an atheistic movement, against criminality, and in our struggle for the consciousness of a community in our national life, for the conquest of hatred and disunion between the classes, for the conquest of civil war and unrest, of strife and discord. These are not anti-Christian, these are Christian principles."

-[Adolf Hitler, speech in Koblenz, August 26, 1934]

    "I believe today that I am acting in the sense of the Almighty Creator. By warding off the Jews I am fighting for the Lord’s work."

-[Adolph Hitler, Speech, Reichstag, 1936]

    "It matters not whether these weapons of ours are humane: if they gain us our freedom, they are justified before our conscience and before our God.<

-[Adolf Hitler, in Munich, 01 Aug. 1923]

If you have evidence to the contrary, or sources/citations for where you claim he was not religious, or that WWII was not a modern day Christian crusade, please, feel free to rewrite the history books.

Otherwise, to put it in short, from all of his collective speeches and writings...

    "I am now, as before, a Catholic, and will always remain so... I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator... our movement is Christian... I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom today this poor people are plundered and exposed.

    I recognize the representatives of [the Jewish] race as pestilent for the state and for the church and perhaps I am thereby doing Christianity a great service by pushing them out of schools and public functions.

    Christianity is the basis of our collective morality, and it matters not whether these weapons of ours are humane: if they gain us our freedom, they are justified before our conscience and before our God."

-[Adolf Hitler]

Yet still today people have the audacity and ignorance to say he was atheist.

>>33
hittler was a wonderful man

Why so little has English obscene words? Yours "abusive" speech looks ridiculous, because it shows that you believe that a heap of word 'fuck' (and its variations) can really injure somebody.

>>1 i agree in almost everything...
the problem is, not to judge all ppl of the usa because of some few;)
banks,hollywood and politic is infiltrated with zionists ..but the usual guy or gurl dont even know about that shit...if they knew probaly they could change it...they need our help because the whole media is lying to them...
-the whole country is almost owned by china and they make fun of ANY asien person...
-they are scared for muslims...muslims are the honest ppl on the planet i´ve ever met
-the usa is going to be a very uncomfortable place in about 10 years...lot of poor ppl,bad food,poison in the food;air;groundwater;bodies

ps. wake up everyone to resolve your crysis in usa

In 2000, the parents of three children in the United Kingdom who died after choking on Kinder toys campaigned for the products to be withdrawn from the European Union. At least six children worldwide have died from choking on the toys.

That's half the world's total in the UK. Your move Canada.