Help a faggot translate some moonspeak

あなたのげんきですー
wwwごめなさい(＾ｰ^)
私わ秘密おもっている
イライラするですか？
あのーーー大丈夫大丈夫～

All I can figure out is:
 "Are you over your" (not at all sure about that line)
"wwwSorry(＾ｰ^)"
then something about a secret?
then asking something being annoyed or frustrated?
and finally "that- alright alright"??
Doesn't make any sense to me.

Holy piss.  Whoever wrote this doesn't know Japanese.

yeah what the fuck? I assume some foreigner wrote this.

私わ

Woah, man.

Grade A troll would read again