PEOPLE OF PORTUGAL UNITE!!!

Let's start a revolution, kick our government that only wants us to pay to those dirty german banks, hang all the politicians in Praça do Comércio and let them there decomposing for a week so the world can see, get the country separated from Europe and take the land to Mars and start a new civilization, what do you say?

I know it will be hard to hang all the dirty politicians, it will demand lots of work, but the rest of the plan is easily doable, I think we can do it if we work together, I just don't know where we will find enough rope, thats probably going to be a problem... maybe we can toss some of them at the tagus river, or burn them in body piles (bad idea too, pollution :S)?