Teach me Norwegian please

I want to learn something new so I'm choosing to learn the Norwegian language. Is it a hard language? Can someone here teach me the basics or link to a place that can

I think the answer should be that we use both, like in "den store mannen" and "den rosa blomsten" but in this case it's an adjective and we can say "den røde blomsten" too. But remember that I'm Norwegian, not Swedish.

Also, in verb inflections we have 3 forms where i think every verb end with -e
In infinitiv, presens futurum and in preteritum futurum it seem like they all end with e (at least at wikipedia :P)

I also feel I should include that i refer to bokmål, but I think it's the same in nynorsk too, I'm just not shure.. :)


btw; do you learn your Swedish from erotic novels? I'm thinking of all those cock references