What languages to "kinda" learn?

In your opinion, what would be a good spread of ~5 languages to have a smattering of knowledge in, and why?

A "smattering" meaning basic literacy and some simple conversational ability.

This is all just opinion, of course. We all lead different lives and have different reasons for learning.

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good luck getting in if you are not from scandinavia.

also
Latin, every european language is based on this language.
english, because it's english
spanish, because it is widely spoken and very close to french and portgese.
mandarin, because those commie chinks are spreading like cancer.
Japanese, because animu and mango