Help With Translating

Hey guys, could I get some help translating this? I'd appreciate it. Google translator won't translate something like this. :|

Kore wa, jissai ni jōdan de wa nai. Koinu wa kawaii nodenode, anata ga kare ni wa, sukunakutomo watashi ni itta thats no kare ga sore o iu

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STOP USING ROMAJI!!!!! THIS IS A DISGRACE!!!!

this looks like it's from some shitty Japanese textbook, and translated literally from English

i suggest you throw that shit out and learn real Japanese