Japanese language question

    Hey guys, I am doing some homework, but I am completely at a loss as to what these four sentences say. Can someone help me translate what they are saying. Thanks!

    1. もし私が二人いたら、いろいろなことができると思います (I think it means if you could be two people what do you think you could do)

    ２．もし時間がたくさんあったら、いろいろなことができると思います。 (If you had a lot of time what could you do?)

1. I hate white people they smell like hot dogs and beer fuck them and their weeaboo culture.

2. If I had a lot of time I'd rub my penis and shove a hot metal rod in my urethra.

1. If I was two people, I think I could do a lot of different things.
2. If I had the time, I could do a lot of different things, I think.