Gib some national sayings itt that displays your ethnic spirit, pl0x.
Russian:
"один раз - не пидорас!" ("once isn't a fag" = "one anal sex doesn't make you a fag")
"для тех, кто в танке..." ("for those who are in a tank..." = "for/to the dumbest ones...")
"неча на зеркало пенять, коли рожа крива" (~"don't blame a mirror when your mug is ugly")
"кто к нам с мечом придёт, тот от меча и погибнет" ("Whoever will come to us with a sword, from a sword will perish"), (c) Alexander Nevskiy.
Pretty popular in joking variants basing on the homophony of "с мечом" ("with a sword") and "с мячом" ("with a ball").
"Кто к нам с мячом придёт, с тем мы и поиграем." ("Whoever will come to us with a ball, we'll play with him.")
"Кто к нам с мячом придёт, тому мы мячик в жопу и затолкаем" ("Whoever will come to us with a ball, we'll push that ball into his ass.")
etc.
"Авось покуда и так сойдёт" (~~"With luck it will do as it is for a while")
"На Бога надейся, а сам не плошай" ("Hope on God, but don't slip up yourself")
"Ни в пизду, ни в красную армию" ("(Won't do) neither into a cunt nor for the Red Army" = "neither one way nor the other")
"Пьяная баба пизде не хозяйка" ("A drunken chick isn't an owner of her cunt.")