ISO: someone who can explain french clitics

Preferably someone that just isn't only a native french speaker, but also understands french grammar (as in constructing sentences).
Thanks!!!
Here is a link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_personal_pronouns#Clitic_order
It is conclusive, but I just don't get how to use it.

>>5
I know man, I'm an someone that expects intelligent replies on 4chan. I'm totally an oxymoron incarnate.