ISO: someone who can explain french clitics

Preferably someone that just isn't only a native french speaker, but also understands french grammar (as in constructing sentences).
Thanks!!!
Here is a link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_personal_pronouns#Clitic_order
It is conclusive, but I just don't get how to use it.

>>9
Analphabète incapable de construire une phrase anglaise correcte, s'empresse d'étaler sa crasse ignorance où il le peut.

Hopefully, OP, you were smart enough not to pay attention to this worthless crap. Were you not, you're helpless.