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The truth about Japanese

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 1:58

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 3:26

Well, look who's more weeaboo than everyone else and badly needs them to know it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 4:28

anime tapes
That's an old article!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 6:10

If you can get past the difficulty, society, and classmates, you will probably find Japanese to be a fun, rewarding language to learn. We wouldn't know, however, since no one has ever gotten that far. But hey, I'm sure You're different.

I think this has been written by one of those people who is jealous of other people learning and actually being better at the same language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 14:03

>>2
OP here, I have no plans on learning Japanese and have never touched manga in my life and I don't watch anime. So guess I'm not weeaboo, am I?

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 0:30

>>5
YET YOU LURK FOR THAT INFO ,BROWSE A FORUM WICH IS MEAN TO WEEABOOS VERY SELF DENYAL OP!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 8:13

>>1
>http://pepper.idge.net/japanese/
>tis true

>>5
>OP here, I have no plans on learning Japanese

So how do you know it's true if you haven't even learned Japanese?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-02 15:19

>>5
weeaboo

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-03 1:05

>>7
how do i know whats true?

>>6
I was on omniglot forums and came across it, I wasn't lurking for that shit
And you spelled denial wrong dumbass

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 13:35


I have interests in studying Altaic culture and language, and Orientalism.  Japanese falls into the macro-Altaic, so it's unavoidable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 14:33

>>9
how do i know whats true?

Wow you really dazzled me with your 1337 Philosophy 101 skillz

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 17:18

HURR DURR

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-05 19:14

Yes, the Japanese language is fucking hard. Yes, a lot of dumb ass weeaboos think they can learn it. But that's what makes it all the more rewarding for the people who actually learn it: the people who aren't stupid lazy asses.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 2:49

>>9
I'm not getting philosophical faggot, I'm wondering what I'm supposed to know is true. The article? Obviously it's satire

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-06 15:36

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-08 20:03

I tried learning japanese and this seriously made me lol. It is obviously satirical, but is completely warranted!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 0:26

>Author's Note:This whole essay, although sprinkled with truisms here and there, is a joke and should be taken like one.

herp derp

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-14 7:29

Don't try to learn anything, guys.

It's too hard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 5:00

>>19
This man knows his shit. Just learn to sit on the sofa and smoke pot, it'll get you far...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 14:50

>>20
truedatnigga

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-19 15:37

I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 1:01

true shit

The Anime Freak is probably the most common, and one of the most annoying. You can usually spot a few warning signs to let you identify them before it's too late: they wear the same exact Evangelion shirt every day, they have more than one anime key chain on their person, they wear glasses, they say phrases in Japanese that hey obviously don't understand (such as "Yes! I will never forgive you!"), they refer to you as "-chan", make obscure Japanese culture references during class, and


>>>>>>>>>> usually fail class.

fucking loled so true have a few deer in the headlights as well

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 12:24

>>1
They see me trollin', they hatin'

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 12:57

like 10 years ago !
good find

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-25 13:52

>>23
theres a fuckton at my school

Name: 名無したん(;´Д`)ァ 2010-01-25 18:04

This proves my theory. I've been to Japan, have a Japanese girlfriend, and <don't watch anime>.
I've gotten straight A's in Japanese.

The key = fuck anime.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-26 6:37

>>27
Nani?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-27 21:23

>>27
I bet you don't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 2:51

>http://pepper.idge.net/japanese/
D- 2/10
-pile of inaccurate statements.
-halfway education about the language.
-lacked a sense of humor.

plus double failed.
>Kanji are letters that were stolen from China.
glorious chinese butthurt. sweet.
>they're short.
you mean "I'M KOREAN AND I HATE JAPAN!", right? thanks.

Name: Mature Related 2010-01-28 10:25

>>27
English dubs are better anyways

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 12:27

>>31
o.O wtf?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-28 16:40

>>30
It was satire written by a Japanese major. You get a -3/10 troll

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