English can be a foreign language...

Mauger I am as warm a patriot, I have, to my vexation, had some cogitations about my country. Perchance, while being favorably hampered in my less than comely thoughts and thus been inveigled by them, I have become somewhat complaisant, and shy of company.

To let this not digress into meaningless palaver, hence I shall pray you to give me an apropos opinion, to a punctilio if I may demand; what should I do in this dreadful complexion?

An hero

It's 4chan, what'd you expect?

>>1
Real poetic, faggot.

>>3
Ta, my good Sir.