Language with MBA

What would be the best language to learn for someone working towards an MBA?  I'd like to avoid Japanese at all costs because the thought of sitting next to an unshowered weaboo for 3 hours a week during lecture makes me want to slit my wrists.

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MBA here (not the racist scum above).

I'm taking Chinese because I love Chinese history and culture, and just China in general, and hope to move there PERMANENTLY once I have some sort of job at a foreign corporation in China. I'm not Indian, I'm Venezuelan actually.

But I agree, we could do with less of the kind of people you're referring to.