Language with MBA

What would be the best language to learn for someone working towards an MBA?  I'd like to avoid Japanese at all costs because the thought of sitting next to an unshowered weaboo for 3 hours a week during lecture makes me want to slit my wrists.

You think all us Chinese-learners don't hate sitting next to you, the MBA fuck-up who's only taking Chinese because he thinks "derp derp I saw a CNN financial news segment on how important mandarin is!". You guys memorize each character stroke by stroke instead of coming to any even basic realization of the concept of radicals, you think you can just ignore tones and everything will be fine, and you use random English words when you can't find the Chinese term in your pathetically limited vocabulary. Fuck it, I'd rather sit next to the smelliest, neckbeardiest weeaboo there is than have to deal with yet another MBA. The only thing that could make you more stereotypical is if you were Indian.



Fuck you, I hope China becomes hardcore isolationist again, so only us fags interested in Chinese history actually learn it.