Cussin'

Hi polyglots.  I'm hopin' you can help me out.  If your willing, please share an insulting obscenity, whichever is your fav, its translation, and in this format:

!MILKRIBS4K is a(an)_____________!

or perhaps:

!MILKRIBS4K sucks(eats, licks,etc)_____________!

Xia xia!
Danke!
Gracias!
arigato!
Shokran!
Kap kun Khap!
Thanks.

>>13
Because surely replacing typographically more complex structures with simpler ones of equal expressive power means inferiority complex, right? Go choke on your extra brush strokes, faggot.