Cussin'

Hi polyglots.  I'm hopin' you can help me out.  If your willing, please share an insulting obscenity, whichever is your fav, its translation, and in this format:

!MILKRIBS4K is a(an)_____________!

or perhaps:

!MILKRIBS4K sucks(eats, licks,etc)_____________!

Xia xia!
Danke!
Gracias!
arigato!
Shokran!
Kap kun Khap!
Thanks.

>>12
I know that Taiwanese use the traditional Asian quotation marks (「」) instead of the Western " like the mainland Chinks do, since they were the part of the country that didn't participate in that whole "LOL LET'S BECOME EUROPEANS" inferiority complex the Chinese had back in the day (still have?).
So it might be that they don't even have a Western-style exclamation/question mark.