Cussin'

Hi polyglots.  I'm hopin' you can help me out.  If your willing, please share an insulting obscenity, whichever is your fav, its translation, and in this format:

!MILKRIBS4K is a(an)_____________!

or perhaps:

!MILKRIBS4K sucks(eats, licks,etc)_____________!

Xia xia!
Danke!
Gracias!
arigato!
Shokran!
Kap kun Khap!
Thanks.

Besides that, I've just installed Taiwanese IME. How the fuck does one type in exclamation and question signs there? Shift button just doesn't fucking work unless I press it once more to switch to normal input (and then I have to press it again to switch back to Chinese characters). This is retarded.