Klingon

I decided I want to learn Klingon (to impress the ladies) so I got the Klingon Dictionary

anyone speak it?  or read Hamlet in Klingon, the way the author intended it?

also what's the deal with glottal stops?

>>1
Glottal stops? Glottal stops are glottal stops. Say thanks these aren't for example pharyngeal or epiglottal fricatives, which are a real pain in the... err... throat.

Wow...

>I want to learn klingon to impress the ladies
>learn klingon impress ladies
>klingon ladies

>>4

he's bloody xenophilist

I hear klingon was inspired by turkish, so...