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Most Badass Language

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 20:59

My vote is German.

Sounds very rough and intentional, aristocratic,  there must have been nothing more scary in the 1940s to people then listening to germans speak.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 16:11

>>39
yeah let's ignore what makes a language what it is, and focus on what an uneducated idiot might think depending on what they hear. Sounds change way easier than grammatical structures.

>>38
officially? do you think there is an "official" body which determines crap like this? different theories are perpetrated by different linguists - one could be a majority opinion at best

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 2:33

MEXICAN!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 17:09

>>41
its language isolate till they can prove the links between Japanese and anything else. so yes, there is an authority that decides these things.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 2:48

>>43
Not only there is no such body, I am astounded by how you made an arbitrary claim which "proved" a completely unrelated thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 4:32

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 4:33

>>43
>>44
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 13:30

German and Japanese. Both languages sound so harsh and hard and I just love that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 15:22

>>47
I think you must have watched too many WW2 movies and started thinking everybody talks like that.

The way most people speak Japanese isn't harsh or hard at all and German isn't to the extent people make it out to be.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 20:01

>>44
hehehe

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 11:03

Australian!!!!!

LULZ...

German/Russian are badass.

But i also like french, spoken by soldiers or just genrally badass mofos.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 12:45

>>47
>Japanese
>harsh

lol no

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 17:16

Arabic, Russian.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 0:09

I just heard my new ex-Soviet Azeri Russian instructor speak. I withdraw my comments about Russian sounding faggy.

Name: الأنونيموس 2009-02-21 18:39

Ge'ez

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 21:24

>>51
i can kinda get what he is saying. Japanese men talk with their mouths closed almost. it can sound kind of threatening.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 11:39

MEXICAN!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 11:59

too bad they speak portuguese in mexico eh

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-23 13:43

>>37
Most linguists treat it as an isolated language nowadays.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 13:49

>>58
most linguists are also homosexual nowadays

true story

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 17:35

>>59
sweet argument, maybe you'd like the gfto?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 6:25

>>60
perhaps you need deeper comprehension to go through the valley of sarcasm?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 15:42

I think German is great for making things sound very authoritative and mysterious. Take a look at these game cut scenes for example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgMgf3T9cOw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBDxY6Q8pjo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_9dIflCLRo

Also, Russian generally sounds really badass. And ever since I've seen some documentary about the Foreign Legion, I've viewed French in another light too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 1:49

>>62
>Also, Russian generally sounds really badass

like whining of gay giraffes?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 13:30

kust allemaal mijn klote vuil janette!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 16:42

ich würd meine muttersprache gegen japanisch eintauschen glaub ich. obwohl ne hätte gern beides. das wär cool. deutsch und japanisch, die besten sprachen von welt imo. ~~~

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 17:36

>>63
Lol, butthurt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-28 5:35

>>65

deutsch und japanisch, die besten sprachen von welt

haha no

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-28 7:26

ofc 90% of all japs would agree with that so it must be true.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-04 23:48

japanese and mexican of el course!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 4:11

el mexican el course~!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 19:56

日本語話者からすれば中国語/韓国語/スペイン語(メキシコ人がしゃべってるやつ)は抑揚的が方言っぽくて田舎ものに聞こえる。

ドイツ語やロシア語はカタカナにするとカッコよく聞こえるが、じゃあ実際に話しているのを聞くと「痰吐いてんのかこいつ」と思うときがある。特にGoeppelsのGoeとか。

フランス語なんて綴りから書いてる内容はわかっても発音できるわけがない。綴りと発音の差が激しすぎる。

つまり、これだけ他と違う(そして他の言語が悪く見える)日本語こそがBadassな言語な訳だ。

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 21:31

>>73
Thank you for showing off your weeaboo power level. Give yourself a pat on the back, we're all very proud of you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 23:43

>>74
I'm not a Wapanese but Japanese. Of course, I really like Chinese, Korean, German, Russian, Sanish, French languages and so on. Now I'm thinking to learn Swedish. Do you know how to say 6?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:27

I'm studying Japanese at University and while I think it's kind of a nice challenge I wouldn't say it's the most badass language. Most of the kids these days only want to study it because of Anime, Manga and Visual Novel I guess. I actually like my mother tongue German better, it sounds so crisp, and precise, like a well crafted clock.

Name: 下げ 2009-03-16 4:38

>>73
黄猿の考え方は凄いですねw
日本語のどこがbadassというんだよ
幼児語にしか聞こえない日本語はカッコ悪くて耳障りなんだ

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 6:51

>>77
すまぬ。Badassというのはいい意味なのか。悪い意味だと思ってた。

日本語と言うのは余りにも他のと違いすぎると言いたかっただけだ。

ちなみに黄猿というのはアジア系、特に日本人を含めた日本人中国人韓国人を指すのだが、77氏は白人か黒人なのだろうか。日本語うまいね。

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 11:34

>>76
>German
>crisp, precise

Bwahahah.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 17:29

>>79
It is, if it doesn't drowns in Anglo-American mispronounciation.

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