Japanese Translation?

What are these translated into english? They are lyrics from a song, but I cant find any lyrics in english, and my japanese isn't good enough to figure them out... Thank you in advance!!

なにゃ　かにゃ　と　あふれてるけど
ここにあるもの、ここにないもの、それですべてです。
いまいえること、これはなんだろう？
いきてることと、しんでくこと　と、　ｓれくらいです
ほかにもないかとおもいまして、うたをうたってる　わけです
あなたひとりと、ほかぜんじんるい
どちらかひとつ、すっくとしたらどちだろうかな？
まよわすよ！
Mondayないて、Tuesdayはいて、Wednesdayやてらんえてなっても
Saturday, Sunday, わたっていいんです

--

ここから月まで歩いていくのと
同じようなもんだと思ってたんだよ
お前に触れるのも
ところがどっこい
今は銀河の果てまで射程距離１５ｃｍ

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

We're not your personal translators, faggot.

>>2
OPさんイコール翻訳者ということはないだろうね。あなたは彼は日本語をできないのにそのように蔑んでいるのを僕が認められない。曖昧なベーブルフィッシュを使えば、意味は結局よく分からないはずだよね。だからこそ、あなたがあげる援助は彼にとって確かに意義深いことであろう。それに加えて、唐突に「テメー、ホモだ」を言わないでください。失礼なことであるよ。

（そして、もちろん偽善なし、僕も断ってしまうぞ・・・。）

>>3
おまい荒らしのつもりで書き込んだとは知ってるけど、自分の日本語のおかしさを知りながら冗談でその偉そうなふりをしたのか偉そうに話してるのに自分の日本語のおかしさをわかってないのかさっぱりわからん。

最初はこれこそbabelfishで訳したんじゃないかとも思ったけど、よく考えれば自動翻訳がそのような気取った文章をつくれる訳はないし…

とにかく気になるから説明してくれ。

ちなみに俺の日本語はそうよくないって事はちゃんと知ってるのでそこツッコまなくてもいいよ

Oh wait also OP can have a speedily done crap translation. I looked up the first one elsewhere since it looked to be written wrong.

(I'm) overflowing with this and with that
but the things that are here, the things that aren't
that's all there is

right now what can I say for sure
I'm living, I'll die
that's about it

but I think there's something more
that's why I'm singing this song

you and the rest of the human race
if i had to save one
which would it be?
no hesitation you!

crying monday
throwing up tuesday
even if wednesday I feel like I can't be dealing with this
it's all right to laugh saturday sunday

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I'm thinking it's the same kind of thing
as walking from here to the moon
and so's touching you
but hold up a minute
just now the ends of the galaxy are at a range of 15cm (I love in when Japanese packs in shit that sounds ridiculous translated)

>>4
Amazingly fluent Japanese. If you didn't say your Japanese wasn't that good, I would have assumed your first language was Japanese. I'm really interested in how you learned the language and how long it took to achieve that fluency.

Are you using some SRS like Anki? I've seen a bunch of non-native Japanese speakers who use SRS and noticed certain characteristics of their Japanese. It's hard to explain what actually makes it sound SRS-ish, but there is a noticeable difference and you do sound like an SRS user. It's not that you made grammatical errors in your post. If anything, it's perfect. You sound like a native speaker. But something tells me you could be a non-native speaker who acquired the language through immersion, probably using SRS or a similar tool.

Anyway, I'm Japanese and learned English using Mnemosyne (popular SRS among Japanese learners, I think). If you find any idiosyncrasies in my writing style except for obvious errors, that could be it. I wonder if my English sounds SRS-ish like those fluent Japanese learners.

Op here, the reason i was asking for a translation in because when i went to places like google and altavista it was crappy and i thought you guyd would know a better translation.
Thank you for that translation though!

OP here. Thanks for the tranlation!
And sorry, when I typed it in google or babelfish it came up stupid looking, thats all.

>>4
馬鹿にしても構いません。

On the topic of translation, could you find out what the lady is saying in these two files?

http://rapidshare.com/files/186358017/calls.zip.html

>>10
What is he doing? Did he learn the Japanese language to humiliate her like that? I assume he's too young to realize how stupid it is, but I kind of regret having helped learners on 4chan. Too sad to be disgusting.

>>11
No u